God knows we need some comic relief right now and this is it. Brendon Dilley is a MAGA life coach. Personally, I wouldn’t pay this man to carry my groceries to the car, let alone tell me how to be in the world, and you’ll see why. He assures us that Donald Trump shall overcome COVID-19 because he’s part of the master race. We’re not talking Aryan here, we’re talking the big boys, the gods of the universe. Dead State:
“I don’t care what you say, that dude’s got God-tier genetics,” Dilley said in a video clip flagged by Right Wing Watch. “His kids are always healthy. They’re all strong, tall, no f***ing deformities, nothing going on. These are rock solid people. President Donald J. Trump, he’s been your president for three-and-a-half years. He’s been campaigning for like—I don’t even know how long—another two years on top of that?”
“You’ve never seen him sick,” Dilley continued. “You’ve never seen him without energy. So just remember, President Trump is not somebody that’s walking around with weak-ass p***y f***ing genetics, alright? He hasn’t got those liberal genes, okay? These are like God-tier genetics, top f***ing one percentile genetics.”
I know why parody and satire filled the tub with gasoline and dropped the candle in. Those girls can’t make a living in this day and age anymore. Not with people like this who are for real.
There’s so much wrong here it’s difficult to know where to start. Where did Brendon Dilley study and receive a PhD in genetics? If trump’s genetics are God-Tier why did he become ill? What is a MAGA life coach, other than a scam? Is their motto, “Be the worst that you can be. We need you in the MAGA militia.”
Also, WTF does “God-tier genetics” mean? Do gods even have genes? (And “liberal genes”? It doesn’t work that way.)
I’m embarrassed to be part of the same species with this, this, I don’t know what to call this biped.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Thank you, I needed a belly laugh! Yeah, I’ve been thinking that in the 21st Century we see the difference between smart people and stupid people and it is like two different species.
I’m not going to listen to that idiocy. Just reading the excerpts is disturbing enough. What a moron. These people need to crawl back under the rocks they popped out from four years ago. We were doing just fine without them.
Let’s all hope this guy hasn’t reproduced. And while I know it’s against rules to actively wish ill upon another person would I be out of line for saying I wouldn’t mind the least if this idiot (and as soon as he get find something stupid enough to try) earned himself a Darwin Award? I could say plenty more but will just sit back in wonder that this guy is either dumb enough to believe what he’s saying or slimy enough to try and make money selling it.
A new definition of oxymoron, with the strongest emphasis on moron…
M.A.G.A life coach.
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA……..
*takes deep breath*
…..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Jeezuz H…..whatta dumbass.
*snort*
where’s bubbanomics when you really need them?
I hope Frump didn’t get Kanye to steal Charlie sheen’s tiger blood. Darwin’s waiting room is full
brenden. Take a number.
I think the parsing on this statement from the guy bears some observation:
“President Donald J. Trump, he’s been your president for three-and-a-half years.”
WHY would this “American” guy who appears to spout the standard MAGAt philosophy word the statement that way? “Your president?” Why not “our” or simply “the” president?
1% genes… then why is Trump… not Adonis? Demi god level genes would be… Keven Sorbo like. Maybe not the depressed- Thor Hemsworth…
I always proposed that tRump was a mutant too. He is a new species of predatory quasi-human. Covid doesn’t care.
I always get my genetics advice from sweaty towel boys, don’t you?