The odds makers are wondering who will replace Scott Pelley. They issued a list of names and full disclosure: some of the names are patently absurd. Would you believe Alex Jones? Or James O’Keefe? But Megyn Kelly came up at the top. Here you go. Have a good laugh and bear in mind that only in a country run by Donald Trump is it possible to have a Bizarro World list of journalists like the one you’re about to read slated to work for the august 60 Minutes.
Who will be hired next by 60 Minutes?
Megyn Kelly                4/1
Bill Maher                   5/1
Olivia Reingold            6/1
Matt Taibbi                 7/1
Joe Rogan                   8/1
Clay Travis                  9/1
Olivia Nuzzi                 10/1
Stephen A. Smith         11/1
Sean Spicer                 12/1
Matthew Iglesias          16/1
Don Lemon                 16/1
Michael Tracey            18/1
Keith Olbermann          20/1
Andy Ngo                   22/1
Jack Posobiec              25/1
Katie Couric                25/1
James O’Keefe            25/1
Sharyl Attkisson            28/1
Lara Logan                  28/1
Karoline Leavitt            33/1
Sarah Huckabee                      33/1
Lara Trump                 40/1
Laura Loomer             40/1
Chris Cuomo               50/1
Erika Kirk                    50/1
Steven Cheung            50/1
Jon Taffer                   50/1
Steve Bannon             66/1
Mr. Beast                    66/1
Alex Jones                  66/1
Dave Portnoy              66/1
Boris Epshteyn            66/1
Clavicular                    66/1
Hawk Tuah Girl            66/1
Kanye West                100/1
Sean Spicer or Sarah Huckabee? I don’t see it happening but then again the new broom sweeps clean and CBS under Bari Weiss is not the CBS that I grew up watching, back in the days of Walter Conkrite and Dan Rather.
