I’ve heard of different kinds of woo woo medicines, “holistic” theories and the like of staying young, but I must say that Donald Trump has come up with something that I’ve never heard of before. He’s even invented a new term for it. If you want to feel like you did 50 years ago — as Trump claims to do — then you need to do this certain kind of “physical.” Listen and learn.
Trump: “I feel great. Physically and mentally, I feel like I did 50 years ago! It’s crazy… I take cognitive physicals, so I do a cognitive mind test. A lot of people wouldn’t be able to do very well. Not easy”
pic.twitter.com/zF89tF2ZQl— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) February 11, 2026
I’ve even heard of coffee enemas being the secret to perfect health, but never “cognitive physicals” which is an oxymoron, but look at who’s talking about it.
Interesting that he’s had three of these exams, which he seems to believe makes him the equivalent of Stephen Hawkings and the rest of us know that it makes him more lucid than a grapefruit, and that’s about it.
And make no mistake, the rest of the world is listening to this and doubling over with laughter. How did we get ourselves into this mess a second time?
Your “… more lucid than a grapefruit …” is a pearl. How long can this crash and burn of his go on for? One would be better advised to ask you know who for the answer to that, given he’s a Mensa, exemplified by his “… cognitive physical …” results. No, it’d be a waste of time and effort; he’s just an addled puffed-up, arrogant, failing drop-kick that’s entered into a terminal death spiral.
it sounds like someone on the cabinet is lookibg for a magic number to trip the 25th.