The hype continues for Melania’s big premiere on Friday. Today the alleged multi-linguist rang the stock market opening bell because of course she’s on the air and everywhere to hype the movie. Expect her to go back into hiding the minute the movie flops. Or, maybe she won’t. Maybe Jeff Bezos finally met Melania’s price and if he gives her another $28 million for a TV series, maybe we’ll have nonstop Melania all day every day. Frankly, we should have quit while we were ahead.
To mark the release of Melania's documentary, which was screened while Trump's ICE was murdering an American, we are rereleasing Donald & Melania's iconic photo: "DUMBO and LAMPSHADE." pic.twitter.com/TRCMJIkDzx
— Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) (@AwesomeNewsom) January 27, 2026
How is it possible to be a professional model and not know how to wear a hat? Not that hats — or clothes for that matter — were a part of Melania’s modeling career per se. But a hat is meant to adorn the head of the wearer, not meant as a hiding place for the wearer’s face.
In any event, you get the idea of how America is getting ready for this great event in two days. Who knows? Maybe the $35 million advertising campaign will pay off and Melania will be a blockbuster. Personally, I’m waiting for the reviews. The reviews will tell all even if the movie is a dud.
Not to mention the seeming impropriety of wearing a hat indoors, in the presence of royals who are not wearing hats. Is that just me thinking this is wrong?
Wow, I’m just sooooooooooooooooooooooooo disappointed, devasted in fact that I won’t be able to go see it. You see, every month I have to spend the weekend washing my HAIR. (for those who don’t know my snark is because I’m freaking bald. A ‘chromedome’ and have been for decades!)
Ah ha hah harrrrrr “DUMBO AND LAMPSHADE.” Couldn’t get any better of a descriptor, for those two. But then again, Big Ms solo attempt to make and distribute her clip may just go one better – got to take your hat off to that trollable reel of flop house celluloid!
Do we have proof that “Lampshade” was REALLY Melanoma or was it a body double?
To be fair, if you found yourself married to Dementia Donny wouldn’t you try to hide ?