Another wonderful vignette from the pair that hold the title America’s First Couple. And if this is a couple to emulate, civilization has already fallen. As you know, Melanoma Melania and Donald were in the UK for a couple of days. Melania still had to wear her killer bee costume, although I do give credit to her dressmaker, this time it looked like an evening gown and not like twelve yards of couch upholstery being hauled about in the form of a cape. Some women are clothes horses, some are clothes hangers. But getting into the way back to the USA, after 48 hours in close proximity with Donald, nerves were a tad frayed. (Check out the body slam at :06.)
Blink and you miss it. She hates his guts! 🤣 pic.twitter.com/pI8iD5vyHs
— ɖɛռռɨֆ (@_CallMeDennis_) September 19, 2025
There’s a certain space that intimate couples have between them. You just sense the other person. For that matter, people and animals have it between them, too. I remember once during a horseback riding lesson, my trainer said to me, “He (my Arabian gelding) needs to stay in his space and not get into yous.” But on occasion if the horse was stepping around a mud puddle when we were walking side by side he would get into my space and if he glanced off my shoulder, it was in the most loving and gentle way. Which shows that horses have more dignity and class than Donald Trump but then you knew that.
What’s that you say? Does Melania have a black eye or something and that’s why she’s wearing sunglasses in the dead of night? Beats me. I don’t even think Greta Garbo or Norma Desmond pulled that particular stunt.
Cheer up, Melania. That is supposedly the hand that Donald is losing strength in so he won’t be able to grab you with it too much longer, if rumor is true.
We may all have to worry about retaliation. First they came for the newspapers but I was not a newspaper so I did nothing. Then they came for the comedians, but I was not a comedian so I did nothing. Then they came for the bloggers and I am a blogger and I’m not sure what the hell we’re going to do. I guess we’re going to find out.
Natasha…there are tens of millions of us that can’t stand him or his whore…you.
I think the body slam is him either not being able to walk straight or not bothering to. I suspect that’s why she walks with him nowadays.
I don’t think Don-old is able to walk in a straight line
I wonder how they’ll hide a walker when he needs one to ambulate? If he gets to the point of needing a wheelchair…no problem…pull an Epstein, and find a way to make it look natural. Then all the pomp and circumstance at his state funeral, and then the muscled memes of fantasy Trump will live forever. Few will remember he lied about his height, weight, and overall condition. Few will remember the shoe lifts, bloated ankles, bruised hands, the incontinence requiring Depends, the comb overs held in place with several rounds of laquer, more makeup than used in a Cabaret of transsexuals performing Springtime for Hitler in Germany, his belly that shook like a bowl of jelly, his girdle, and his inability to walk a straight line. Yep. Take him out Vance. You were never loyal anyway. Feed him ground up poisoned cat…in a cheeseburger. Let him eat cat and you will make it to the top. Just an idea.
I guess humor is on the run, especially if it makes fun of the banality of evil. At least, I didn’t lose a seven figure salary.
When you ain’t got nothing…you’ve got nothing to lose. Dylan
I think the answer to your who wears sunglasses at midnight is simple. I wrote an article today about he spending a day hiding under a ‘lampshade” hat. She doesn’t want to be seen with her P.O.S. hubby. Of course she’d not fooling anyone.
She is one of the fake Melanias. Hence the sunglasses at night.