No wonder Donald Trump is in such a foul and filthy mood today. His few remaining strands of hair simply cannot be combed over his skull for too much longer. Trump is playing a losing game with nature — as are we all, to some extent. These organic bodies are designed to wear out after a certain number of years. But most of us are a bit more accepting of the vicissitudes of old age. Trump is not. He started to lose his hair early in life and it made him batshit crazy. You’ve heard the anecdote of his documented marital rape of Ivana. That was triggered by Trump losing his hair and seeing an implant specialist that his then-wife suggested. The specialist was not what he expected and so he went bonkers on Ivana, legend has it. That was decades ago. This is what he’s doing with what’s left of his hair.
This seems like as good of a time as any to resurrect this short video clip. Trigger warning: you can’t unsee this. pic.twitter.com/DQNA0JzhE3
— Paul Gundlach (@PaulSGundlach) July 27, 2025
This image isn’t doctored in any way. This is straight from Getty Images and off of the front page of the Washington Post.
What’s that you say? Trump will file a suit against Getty Images and the Washington Post for fake news on Monday because he really looks like a 29-year-old surfer in Malibu, with flowing golden tresses? It would not surprise me in the least bit. Maybe Trump can do some kind of a class action suit and just sue everybody from Weekly Reader to every major foreign publication on the planet. Sue ’em all.
Here’s the rape scene Ivana wrote about. This is what’s living in the big white house on Pennsylvania Avenue that was a place of honor before the Trumps got hold of it. ****WARNING, GRAPHIC IMAGERY********* If this will trigger bad memories, skip over it now.
Since we're talking about Ivana, let us not forget that he raped HER, too! (And no, she didn't 'walk it back': she softened her language, but never said "He did not RAPE me") because he DID rape her. She said so under OATH. pic.twitter.com/1sw4VDuVL9
— Liz (@LizInTheB) May 5, 2023
That’s an excerpt from The Lost Tycoon: The Many Lives Of Donald Trump. And that scene was occasioned by Donald being upset that his blond locks might not be as perfect as he would wish them and/or that it would be more of a hassle to maintain them.
The one job in Washington that you do not want to have right now is Donald’s hairdresser. It’s a downward curve situation, any way that you look at it.
And it’s rumored Trump is putting on his own bronzer these days, which makes sense considering how bad it looks. The 47th *president* is cutting a more and more bizarre figure as the days go by. Maybe this should be Donald’s theme song instead of Y.M.C.A.
It’s neither hair nor there.
America loves rape. No question. We have a serial rapist caught on tape bragging about it. Elected TWICE. We have a defense secretary and a Supreme Court Justice…both rapists. Others are in important positions in our government. We voted to end women’s rights over their own healthcare and bodies. YOU SHALL KNOW THE TRUTH AND THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE…THIS IS AN EVIL COUNTRY. EITHER REPENT OR EMBRACE DEATH. Don’t believe in God? The Devil? Hell? Just stay tuned…somewhere in space and time YOU ARE ALREADY DUST. FACT.
What does it profit a man to gain the whole world but lose his soul? Jesus
Where your treasure is your heart will be also. Jesus
You cannot serve two masters…you will love one and despise the other. You cannot serve God and Money. Jesus
I guess the evidence is in about who and what we serve in Amerika.