Clean off the computer screen and grab the popcorn. This is going to be some spectacle. Donald Trump is making every single mistake he can possibly make and playing into the permanent MAGA base influencers’ hands, which is the likes of Steve Bannon, Joe Rogan and the rest of the right-wing disinformation silo. Using that image of a silo, one filled with grain, the disenfranchised and disillusioned MAGA rats are going to do what rats do in silos, they’re going to foul whatever they don’t consume. That’s the process we’re seeing right now.
This is the last thing in the world that Trump wants to happen and the fact that MAGA is rotting from within, collapsing of its own weight, as did the corrupt Soviet Union, not even six months into his Trump 2.0 term, is both alarming and hilarious.
The base is honest to God turning on Trump, as you’ve been reading all day. And it is only going to get worse. First of all, Trump is making this classic error. Blaming Obama isn’t working too well this time.
The reason is so simple.
Obama used Hillary Clinton's time machine to move back in time to plant the Epstein Files in 2019 while Hillary, using the same time machine, took care of Epstein himself, then returned to the present to watch the turmoil unfold from their Arctic lair.— JustDave (@JustDave1472) July 13, 2025
Yes, that’s it. As a matter of fact, Rick Wilson wrote a parody about that just the other day. Here are excerpts.
This was Hillary Clinton’s most dangerous mission. She had worried she was too old for this kind of parachute jump, but everything came back to her, the muscle memory of the world’s top political assassin unfailingly returning.
After all, everything was at stake.
Unless she reached Epstein before dawn he would spill everything. She didn’t love Bill anymore, or maybe she did but her need to protect him was bigger than that. Also, she was implicated. After all, the cloning tanks of sex slaves were her idea. The tunnels under the pizza restaurant leading to the torture rooms. Her special kitchen where she harvested the adrenochrome that kept her alive. All of it.
She cut through the access hatch on the roof and leaped to the elevator cables, sliding down 15 floors to the target level. Prying the elevator doors, she moved silently into the darkened corridor down the hall from Epstein’s room.
Her earpiece crackled again. “Cougar, this is Big Dog. Come in, Cougar.”
“Big Dog, I’m in. Start the clock…” she stopped abruptly. She heard soft, almost inaudible footsteps. She knew it was another professional, but who? Sliding her suppressed Sig Sauer P320 from its chest rig, she waited.
The figure rounded the corner and in a single, silent motion she whipped the Sig under the man’s chin.
“Move, and you’ll join the body count list. I’ve killed before and…”
The voice was soft, genteel, familiar. “Hillary, it’s me.”
“Jared, you’re covered with oil. What is wrong with you? Why are you always so slimy?” she hissed.
“This gimp suit is that clingy kind of vinyl, and I had to get through a 10” sewer pipe to get here. Luckily, I have the body of a teenage girl. Vanky says so,” whispered the First Son-In-Law.
Hillary waited a long beat. She knew why the First Son In Law was here. “Well, I think we’re both here for the same reason.”
Kushner’s pale face gleamed in the half light like an oily moon. “Maybe. I know why you and Bill would want him dead.”
She scoffed. “Like Don doesn’t have his reasons. His very young reasons.”
“He says I have to do it myself. I have to prove to him I can finish something, unlike the Middle East Peace plan and the NAFTA thing, the immigration thing, and…” Jared whispered, his voice rising a plaintive octave.
“We’ll do it together.”
They disabled the guards outside his room, Hillary taking hers with a tranquilizer dart and Jared using a cosh that looked suspiciously like a Japanese eggplant. Hillary arched an eyebrow, and Jared giggled shyly.
He jammed the video cameras with a portable EMP device and they made quick work of the locks outside Epstein’s cell. Epstein was, surprisingly, awake and alert. He was standing over the body of an old man with an obviously snapped neck.
Jared drew breath. Hillary’s eyes narrowed. “Jesus, Jeffrey. You killed Soros.” She leveled the Sig at his chest.
“He came at me, Hill. I know too much.”
“Jared, ziptie his hands,” she said, her voice like liquid nitrogen.
“I know some shibari knots…”
“No, Jared. Zipties.”
Soon, Epstein was kneeling, bound. He wept softly.
“Please. Hillary, tell Bill I never ratted. Jared, tell Don the nights we spent with those middle-school…uh, I mean…high school girls were the best of my life. Please. Make it quick.”
She nodded to Jared and watched him strangle Epstein. Fifteen minutes later, she’d managed to read a few policy papers on her phone and Epstein was still fully alive and conscious.
“Jesus, Jared, don’t you have ANY hand strength?”
She stepped forward, and in a single, powerful move broke Epstein’s neck.
She looked down at the body of the man who had known too much.
Jared had already fled, weeping.
She clicked her throat mic. “Big Dog, this is Cougar. Send in the chopper for exfil.
And call Don and tell him, ‘Never send a boy to do a woman’s job.’”
Thank you, Rick. Trump is between a rock and a hard place. He’s got to come up with some kind of a report. I am willing to bet that as we speak, Pam Bondi is cobbling together something that Trump is hoping will appease MAGA. Maybe it will and maybe it won’t. It won’t have Trump’s name in it, certainly, but expect a lot of other heavyweights to be thrown under the bus because the MAGA base is demanding red meat and Trump’s got to feed them.
And then the question becomes, who are the heavyweights that will get thrown under the bus and what will their reaction to this fabled report be? And don’t forget, when Elon Musk had his falling out with Trump, the first thing out of his mouth was to bring up the Epstein files. What might Elon say or do, to benefit himself and his third party?
You see why this is all beginning to resemble the Soviet Union in 1991? It will be interesting to see which MAGA influencers end up being analogous to the Baltic States. When they finally withdrew, then the whole thing went under and stat.
“which is the likes of Steve Bannon, Joe Rogan and the rest of the right-wing information silo.”
Ursula, I don’t know if you can go back and make an edit but I’d suggest putting a “(dis)” in front of “information” in the above copied phrase. It would make the sentence much more accurate as the right-wing engage in very little actual “information” but, instead, lie, deceive and distort to fit their despicable narrative.
After reading through the whole piece, I’m really scared there will be some right-wing nutcases who’ll read Wilson’s parody piece and turn it into their newest conspiracy theory. Gods only know it doesn’t take much for people with little intelligence to believe whatever nonsense is put in front of them.
Joseph, I had that very thought too! It sounded so REAL, and while I was almost falling on the floor laughing, I couldn’t help think, if that parody bit was delivered to some MAGA RWNJs, they might really believe it was the Holy Grail, the TRUE AND UNDISPUTED answer to what really happened to Epstein! The part about Hillary reading a bunch of classified documents in her phone while “Kushy” was trying to strangle Epstein brought tears of joy to my eyes. Pure Rick Wilson in all his snarky glory! What a riot! Thanks to Ursula for imbedding it into her great article!