The object you see above is the right hand of Donald Trump. It looks to be slathered in makeup. Now why would that be? Some of the comments in the thread say that he gets IV injections in his hand veins. So do I. So do a lot of people. As a matter of fact, I recently had a blood transfusion which involved a total of three “sticks” (meaning I had to have a needle inserted in me three times) two of them being in my hand. There was nothing, and I mean no thing, that required any kind of makeup coverage afterwards and I don’t care how vain you are.

There simply is nothing to show for a tiny needle going into a vein after the fact. The only time you get a bruise from something like an IV injection is if somebody screws up and I can’t believe with the kind of medical attention available to Trump that that happens. But one thing we do know, and that is that Trump has displayed this bruised hand before. So what is causing it? (Taking into account that a congressional investigation would already be underway if this was Joe Biden’s appendage.)

The theory I’m subscribing to is that he takes Plavix, which is a blood thinner. Bleeding and bruising are side effects of Plavix. He’s much more likely to have gotten the brusing from Plavix, than from any IV. I like the entertainment quality of Trump being a reptile of extraterrestrial origin, which is another theory presented on Twitter, but alas, it’s nothing that interesting. Just Plavix. Me thinks.

Another possibility is liver spots. He may be vein enough to use makeup to cover them. He’s clearly got something he wants to hide because when he sits in the Oval Office, he covers his right hand with his left a lot.

Syphilis I’m not an expert on. Thank God.

I know what we’re all thinking but have you really considered the ramifications of a Vance presidency? That would be so bizarre, on a statistical level, for openers. Vance, prior to becoming the vice president, had two years in politics. But then again, when Trump was elected president, he had zero. But Trump did have fourteen years on the television set, playing the character that we live with daily, and that explains how he got there in the first place.

You can use a chest port for chemo therapy. In all events, you see how varied the opinions of social media are.

That’s enough internet for tonight. Class dismissed.

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7 COMMENTS

    • Isn’t this sheer madness? If the phony baloney would tell the truth about anything, there wouldn’t be this scrutiny.

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  1. He’s really not very steady on his feet and certain meds can cause falls. That’s my diagnosis. He’s been falling just like a lot of the elderly.

  2. Ursula Faw, I love reading your articles. I donated $100 a couple of months ago, but I would rather have a beer with you and your team. Have you ever been to Gulf Shores Alabama, deep red bullshit area but beautiful beaches. We own two condos there.

  3. Fall down the plane steps on your way to meet your master in Moscow…and break your goddamn neck you soulless child killer. In front of the world. Maga hates Vance. When the snake head is crushed, the cult is over. Chaos in the American Nazi Party will ensue. After a while they will slink back into their holes. Sorry assholes…the Confederacy LOST…it’s time you adjusted your white privileged asses to that fact. Fat fascists adhere to the universal rule: YOU too shall pass. You can bullshit yourself. You can bullshit the world. You can’t bullshit death asshole. Tic phucking tock! HELL awaits.

  4. To Ursula’s point, if he is taking something like plavix, a simple injection can result in unsightly bruising. Of course many other things can be the cause. His reality is nothing like the super hero images he spreads around.

  5. I’m 79 – for a dreaded month and a half I am the same age as the Apricot Antichrist, and then, thankfully, I’m a year older again. But I bring it up because even with makeup his hands are so wrinkled the look like they went through a washing machine with hot water – even with makeup. Mine, on te other hand, are mostly smooth – only the knuckles have wrinkles, and everyone’s always do. And I think mine are bigger than his.

    I’m a woman. I have kidney disease. I have lots of allergies, including some foods (but I’m pretty careful about avoiding them.) I also ave osteoporosis. And my hands are seldom idle – I knit and crochet when away from the keyboard.

    His cannot be that wrinkled from hard work. He has never worked a day in hos life. SMH.

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