Sun Tzu said, “If you wait by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies will float by.” To that I would add, “If you look in your inbox long enough, every idiotic notion conceivable will float before your eyes.” BetOnline.ag is wasting no time laying odds on the Trump/Musk feud in all its glory, including how far Tesla stock will fall (psst: today it lost $152 BILLION) and who will be Musk’s next paramour and mother of yet another child/future Mars resident. Some of the names and odds will surprise you.
Perhaps the best betting market asks what Trump will nickname Musk going forward. There are some brilliant options on the board that Trump might want to explore.
There are also odds for Musk’s next girlfriend. Katie Miller is the odds-on favorite while Lauren Boebert (8/1) and Candace Owens (16/1) round out the Top 3 candidates.
Another great prop bet asks who gave Musk the black eye. Many think it was Stephen Miller, but the odds-on favorite is Scott Bessent.
Finally, there’s a “what will happen first” prop lined with options like Trump deporting Musk, Trump closing down DOGE, Melania working for Musk and much, much more.
Feast your eyes on all the content below, and if you’re able to use the information pretty please cite the source (BetOnline.ag) as my job depends on it!
(Quick reminder of how the odds work…in the nickname prop below, Ego/Egocentric/Egomaniac Musk is the favorite with 5/1 odds. If someone wagered 10 bucks on that option and it is the first nickname Trump uses then the bettor would win 50 bucks.)
What will be the stock price of Tesla at market close on June 30?
Over/Under      250.50
Who would win in a fight?
Elon Musk        -400
Donald Trump   +250
| Which nickname will Trump give Musk? | |
| Ego/Egocentric/Egomaniac Elon | 5/1 |
| Mad Musk | 6/1 |
| Odd/Oddball Elon | 7/1 |
| Addict/Addicted Elon | 8/1 |
| Autism/Autistic | 10/1 |
| Megalomania Musk | 10/1 |
| Weird/Weirdo Elon | 10/1 |
| Impulsive Elon | 12/1 |
| Unpredictable Elon | 16/1 |
| ADHD Elon | 22/1 |
| Immigrant Musk | 25/1 |
| Junkie Musk | 25/1 |
| Mercurial Musk | 25/1 |
| Oligarch Elon | 25/1 |
| Adolf Elon | 28/1 |
| Ketamine Musk | 33/1 |
| Benedict Musk | 40/1 |
| Punching Bag Musk | 40/1 |
| Smelly Musk | 40/1 |
| Who gave Musk the black eye? | |
| Scott Bessent | 4/7 |
| Stephen Miller | 3/2 |
| Colby Covington | 25/1 |
| Dana White | 25/1 |
| Donald Trump Jr. | 25/1 |
| Donald Trump Sr. | 25/1 |
| Jorge Masvidal | 25/1 |
| Bryce Mitchell | 33/1 |
| Mason Rudolph | 33/1 |
| Nick Bosa | 33/1 |
| Tito Ortiz | 33/1 |
| Mark Zuckerberg | 40/1 |
| J.D. Vance | 50/1 |
| Kid Rock | 50/1 |
| Katie Miller | 100/1 |
| Melania Trump | 100/1 |
| Who will be Elon Musk’s next girlfriend? | |
| Katie Miller | 1/3 |
| Lauren Boebert | 8/1 |
| Candace Owens | 16/1 |
| Scottie Nell Hughes | 20/1 |
| Kayleigh McEneny | 33/1 |
| Nancy Mace | 33/1 |
| Any Member of Trump Family | 50/1 |
| Karoline Leavitt | 50/1 |
| Katie Britt | 50/1 |
| Laura Loomer | 50/1 |
| Megyn Kelly | 50/1 |
| Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez | 500/1 |
| Jasmine Crockett | 500/1 |
| What will happen first? | |
| Trump to Post Photo-Shopped/AI Image of Musk | 1/1 |
| Trump Mentions Musk Drug Use | 2/1 |
| Trump to Terminate DOGE | 3/1 |
| Musk Endorses Democratic Party | 14/1 |
| Musk to Call For Trump Impeachment | 16/1 |
| Musk to Be Indicted | 25/1 |
| Either Challenges Others to Fight | 33/1 |
| Trump Orders ICE to Deport Musk | 50/1 |
| Melania to Start Working for Musk | 100/1 |
Trump vs. Musk odds can be seen here:Â https://www.betonline.ag/sportsbook/futures-and-props/us-election/trump-v-musk-feud
Yo couldn’t make this stuff up.
I’m fairly sure that those involved in the regime imagine they’re part of some sort of royal court story.
Like Camelot.
But in reality it’s more like the Borgias.
“Laying Odds” has taken on a whole new spin out there in Vegas!
While this farce is an enjoyable spectator sport (which is bound to last long, given the psyches of the terrible twosome), Musk with ire and nothing to lose will keep on poking so that Trump will have to resort to his tried and true tactic of creating talking point diversions. That way danger lies. For example, will he issue more kingly edicts/Executive Orders further out on the fascist limb? You bet.
Given Musk’s South African heritage, I doubt Candace is a contender.
Though, according to Elon’s dad, he was kind to the black servants.
It will be interesting when his brood reaches dating age.
They will have to take DNA tests to make sure they aren’t dating a half-sibling.
As for Elon’s shiner, Miller is too much of a wuss and Bessent seems more of a slapper than a puncher.
This entire tawdry saga shall be named ELONGATE.