We have a new addition to the extra crazy drawer in the ‘You can’t make this sh*t’ file cabinet. Self-professed singer/musician Lara Trump went on TV and made fun of some Democrats doing a little singing during an anti-Trump protest. No need to adjust your computer screen or pinch yourself to see if you’re awake or having a weird dream. She sat there with Fox host Laura Ingraham and they had themselves a little laugh mocking the musical ability of Democrats!
I can’t figure out how to embed tweets but in this case there are enough responses in this article by HuffPost that I needn’t bother. If you need a few laughs just go to the link where you will see the responses on Xitter are indeed rather mocking – of LARA TRUMP! Lara, who might not even sound ok singing in the shower had the audacity to give Democrats a “0.5” on their singing ability.
This all stems from a recent sit-in Democrats held on the Capitol steps. They were protesting spending cuts, and at one point Jason Kaufman led the group in song. A song about building a world “from love” which seems like a nice thing to so. Kaufman also happens to be cantor of Beth El Hebrew Congregation in Virginia. Cantors who don’t have actual singing talent don’t get that gig in case you didn’t know. The actual clip of the singing wasn’t shown in the linked article. But ok, for the sake of things lets assume not everyone present who joined in is a member of a chorus. So what? Does that mean only people who are soloist quality should sing in public? If so that sure as hell rules out Lara freaking Trump!
Funny how, given their mockery the two of them didn’t decide to spontaneously do a little duet right then and there. Air a bit of the Democrats singing THEN ‘show the audience how it’s done by people who can actually sing.’ I don’t know if Ingraham’s singing voice is as fingernails dragging down a blackboard awful as Lara’s but Lara alone would have had viewers hitting the mute button as they tried to control the bleeding coming out of their ears. Unfortunately Lara does actually think she’s a vocal artist so she gave her opinion:
Ingraham, moments after Trump referred to the protest as a “stunt” by Democrats, swiftly noted that the president’s daughter-in-law is “in music” before asking for her to rate the performance.
“I would say it was very special to witness that and that’s a word that I think could go either way,” said Trump, a former co-chair of the Republican National Committee, as Ingraham chuckled.
“To a zero to 10, I’m going to give them about a .5.”
We hadn’t heard from Lara in a while. Let’s hope she sees the reaction on Xitter where she’s being ratioed and goes away again. And STAYS away. The fact is, someone like her can pay a plastic surgeon to give her a big fake rack and butt implants, but no plastic surgeon in the world can give a person artificial vocal cords, but less ones that produce a pleasant singing voice. And talent? As the coach of the 100 meter Olympic champion told Harold Abrahams when he asked for Mussambini’s help “You can’t put in what God’s left out.”
I’ll admit there is one bit of music I’d watch. Some Ted Nugent impersonator doing a parody of ‘One Hit Wonder” Nugent’s signature song – with the parody being “Cat SCREETCH Fever! Done right THAT could be funny as hell. And if Lara gets hurt fee-fees over it too effing bad. For now seeing herself being mocked on social media for mocking other people’s singing will have to do. Let’s just hope she doesn’t try to respond with another godawful cover of a popular song by an artist with actual talent.
I still say she looks like Janice from “The Muppet Show”
Janice was also a singer, with “Dr. Teeth & the Electric Mayhem”
Janice
I like it. Still, I recall a picture of her with her hubby with a neckline that plunged and a leg slit that extended up – both to her hoo-ha it seemed. All that cosmetic surgery on display, the lips plumped up like a blowfish, the huge fake rack etc. and that trashy dress that she thought was classy made me think AMATEUR porn star. Amateur because pros in that business would take one look and think “nah – who’d want to see THAT collection of plastic?”
When I feel down about not having a romantic element in my life and the unlikeliness of ever having it again I can always rely on thinking of Lara Trump or others like her to kill thoughts of desire for a good long while!
Lara Trump commenting on anyone else’s singing ability?
Irony really is dead.
But what else could we expect from The Dunning Kruger regime?