Ahhh, another day, another Onionesque headline. How they just roll off the fingertips the past decade that Trump has been on the scene. Donald was being interviewed by Laura Ingraham yesterday and one of the topics that they got to was Barron’s bright future. Ingraham asked if business or politics would be the young man’s forte and Trump said computers was a possibility. The youngest Trump child is 19 years old today and his father would have us all to know what a technological genius he is. Shades of person, woman, man, camera, TV.
A big career in technology awaits Barron Trump. It seems he's mastered the on/off button on his laptop. https://t.co/4dZ6Fqg0RB
— Moog (@a_toots) March 20, 2025
Wow, he found the on/off switch on his laptop? And this is after Dad turned it off? What did Dad do, pull the cord out of the wall, or he actually found the button on the keyboard? And why would he shut off his son’s computer? Too much porn? Hey, think of it now, the two could bond over porn. They could watch a Stormy Daniels movie together.
Maybe Barron got tutored by Homer Simpson, ya spose?
I think Barron should go to work for Elon Musk and see if he can figure out how to keep pieces of the Tesla cyber trucks from falling off. Or, is that too mechanical? Yeah, probably. So Barron will have to go to work on the rockets and see if he can prevent rapid unscheduled disassemblies. But Barron has other unsavory aptitudes also, we are told.
Check out the rest of this article linked to. Mr. Weeks apparently knew Barron from school when he was eight or nine years old.
If Barron is this disturbed, he comes by it honestly. All kinds of misbehavior and disrespect goes on at Mar-a-Lago. Ask Alina Habba, she got one of the maids to settle a case out of court. And here’s what singer, Aubrey O’Day said. She was a paramour of Don Junior’s for a while.
That sounds very Trumpian, the sense of entitlement, the lack of respect for people, the immaturity. Now this is interesting. Barron slaps Melania’s hand away when she tries to take his.
Remember when Barron slapped away Melania's hand during the inauguration? Obviously he learned that move from her, but still…he's no angel. pic.twitter.com/wUwGJqzEoT
— Nicole Hickman James (@nicolejames) August 16, 2024
Again, no matter what Barron does or doesn’t do, if it’s dysfunctional, he came by it honestly. The Trump family is a weird one to grow up in. Ask cousin Mary.
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sounds like some of the residents I took care of in the group home. Intermittent explosive disorder, perhaps? And yes, animal killing in childhood is a sign of future serial killer tendencies.
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Just when I’m feeling kinda shitty about the state of things in my country I read a tagline like the one for this story and start laughing uncontrollably. I particularly liked the comment about the dog standing on the laptop and turning it on. Dogs are smarter than we think but usually hide it because if they show us aptitude we expect them to deliver. Thanks!