Bobby Kennedy Releases Crazed Picture with Three Lizard People

I have been experimenting of late with my AI accounts, putting my Grok up against my Chat GPT, seeing which one has the better stuff, which one I might hire as a writer, treating both like clerks, setting me up with material and basic outlines – which kind of works, and those are the tasks when these sites are at their best. Regardless, one of the things I ask both each morning is some form of “Has Donald Trump, Robert Kennedy, or Elon Musk said anything particularly stupid yet?” and because it’s my account and it’s getting better at this (It does learn, after all), my account knows that by “stupid” I mean “stupid,” and that by “yet” I mean “yet today, because I know all through yesterday… ” And then it lets me know. Once it gives me the okay, I can tell my readers that everything’s okay, and no one has said anything dumber than usual today. at least not yet. That being said, Grok might be angling for extra credit because it noted that Kennedy put out a picture, one that I initially let go, but have now decided to highlight because it’s just that stupid…

Northern Curly Tailed Lizard with Russel Brand & Dr Oz pic.twitter.com/Mn7E27Z086

— Robert F. Kennedy Jr (@RobertKennedyJr) February 16, 2025

Alright. Yes, yes, yes – Grok and Chat got extra juice in the wires for pulling this because it wasn’t anything “said” but it surely does say it all, doesn’t it? Yesterday, I published a column on Kennedy’s idea that he would send people to be “reparented” at farms with whole foods and such that you wouldn’t be on any medication or abusing any substance. I am not making light of it, people suffering from addiction will do anything to rid themselves of the hell. Of course, Kennedy isn’t doing anyone any favors because “reparenting” isn’t the answer, proven medical cures are. Additionally, what is he doing with Oz? The two of them have made a lot of money and it was never from selling traditional medicines. One wonders what they’re talking about on such a momentous day. Gaze at that picture and tell me that none of those grown men has any issue at all that might need to be addressed at some point. Weird dudes, still.

Let’s see what Chat GPT had to say about the incident. This is straight up Chat, feels like taking your kid out for a few steps at the Mall:

As of today, February 17, 2025, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the recently confirmed U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services, has not made any new public statements that could be characterized as particularly controversial. However, he did share an unusual photograph on social media yesterday, February 16, featuring himself holding a Northern Curly Tailed Lizard, accompanied by actor Russell Brand and a shirtless Dr. Mehmet Oz. This post has attracted attention due to the unconventional nature of the image and the controversial backgrounds of the individuals involved

Yes, it is a good point, as to what it is was that Dr. Oz is doing there with Kennedy. One possible frightening explanation might be that they are discussing a new way to turn one over on the rubes, getting rich off health crazed conspiracy theories is one of the lowest forms of human expression and one in which they’re both engaged. Horrible.

So what is up with the lizard? And what’s up with the three of them together? What were they doing, having a barbeque in Florida? Or does Oz usually just hang out with his shirt off? And is there nothing that can just stay off in the background nowadays? Is nowhere safe? Couldn’t Robert have just put the lizard down without the picture and told people, “That’s a Northern Curly Tailed… ” Couldn’t Jason just wake up one day and not ask the services whether anyone did anything particularly stupid yet?

Maybe. We will see what comes of this. The readers are waiting. Oh, and he did get some good responses:

I hate autocorrect. Anyway. My point is. I see a lot of people that seem to be your team and they are not truly people I consider leaders in healthcare but leaders in grifting. Please listen to the ones providing the care. Specially private practitioners.

— Rafael A. Lugo MD,FACS, DABS (@rafaellugomd) February 17, 2025

Who knew?

It appears to be a Northern Curly-tailed Lizard, missing the tip of its tail! These little buggers were introduced from the Bahamas to Florida, with the intention of eating crop destroying insects- and are now invasive.

— Pia Fantastic🏳️‍⚧️🦎 (@piafantastic.bsky.social) 2023-08-10T02:34:42.580Z

Kennedy is installing a witches cauldron in his office where it will constantly double double toil & trouble….filet of fenny snake, in the cauldron boil and bake, eye of newt and toe of frog, wool of bay and tongue of dog, adder’s fork and blind worm’s sting, lizard leg and howler’s wing

— Jim Francis (@plusbleuciel.bsky.social) 2025-02-13T17:18:12.183Z

HHS Secretary Kennedy posted this photo today with accused sex offender Russell Brand, miracle cure salesman Dr. Oz, who was recently appointed by Trump to head Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services, and a lizard.

— DukeSkorich (@duluthduke.bsky.social) 2025-02-17T05:09:24.682Z

I do not know of anything about accusations against Russel Brand and thus will leave that topic wholly alone.

Oh, and soon enough, we’re going to write up the dark side of those farms. We only covered the “almost beautiful” notions that Kennedy had for treatment. We haven’t yet discussed what Kennedy believes to be warranted punishment:

…labor camps and rehabilitation farms. Kennedy claims participation in his labor camp program would be voluntary.

— Stephanie Kennedy (@wordswithsteph.bsky.social) 2025-02-16T23:33:51.443Z

For me, it is still early in the day. I will continue to check in to make sure that nothing even dumber is said or posted in the near future, at least not without us addressing it. This is bad enough, what were they all doing together? Weird group, that one.

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