Straight out of Green Acres, Donald Trump actually has come up with a solution to the price of eggs. Of course he’s felt the pressure. He sent J.D. to go on the Sunday shows and make nice nice with the press. You may have caught that. Margaret Brennan asked “which executive order covers the price of groceries?” and J.D. waffled and fudged and said that it would take a little time but of course the grocery prices were coming down. Only not this week. This week, if you go check it out, some stores are charging $14 for 18 eggs. That’s some profound inflation. And coffee went up but the wags on Fox News had a solution: just drink instant. Not kidding, I’ll show you the article. But first, here’s Donald’s solution.

Check out what Fox News says. They’re just fine with it. Of course all their air “talent” is making millions whereas the yous and mes scrap by on tens of thousands, and not all that many of them, but what difference could that make? Again, the irony of all time is that MAGA calls the Democrats “elites” whereas it’s the billionaire oligarchs that are at the forefront of Trump world who can’t imagine that everything going up in price is eventually going to price people out of the market. If you’ve only got so much, it only goes so far and then you do without.

And Donald forgot to tell you the best part: the eggs will come out orange. Not just the yolk, hell no, the entire egg. And if you’re lucky, your Trump chicken will have a combover. And teeth. You might be able to sell the teeth, you know they’re supposed to be pretty rare, right? Just remember that code DUMBASS.

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  2. I always knew there were stupid assholes in the world. I’m still in shock there are tens of millions. America…land of complete morons. No matter the next covid mutations will continue to thin the ranks.

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    • I think the avian flu issue may be another variation on Covid. And there’s a vaccine I can’t get because of the Orange Baby Balloon. We shall see. Thanks, Orange Asshole!

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      • Biden screwed up. There’s already a vaccine and they have it manufactured from what I’ve read. The FDA can’t release it, but Biden could have ordered it. Now it won’t be. Covid, like the flu, mutates, so our best chance of containing it was the first time around. Trump created so many lies, didn’t provide free tests, and turned masking up into a national resistance, that a THIRD of our country turned into petri dishes. That’s why they had to tweak the vaccines over and over. Avian flu is not covid. Yet we will get no more free shots for either, and PEOPLE WILL DIE. I’m still wondering why we executed Ted Bundy. He only murdered a few women. Trump has killed millions and is set up to do it again. I’ve grown to hate the evil citizens that live here by the millions. We asked for it and now let the screaming begin.

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      • flu and coronavirus are completely different families of virus. H5N1 is a FLU. Beware and do not touch or approach any wild bird showing signs of illness. for god’s sake don’t drink raw milk. and better have masks on hand, because it WILL get loose sooner or later, going human to human, and it will be 1918 all over again.

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