Say, how many of you sent Donald Trump, Jr. a birthday card today, raise your hands? No phuquing body? How could that be, he’s such a terrific dude. Well, if this is new information to you, Junior’s birthday is New Year’s Eve and of course he’s expected to spend his birthday at Mar-a-Lago aka “the center of the universe.” And he’s not thrilled? Why would that be? A variety of reasons: Daddy’s friends are drunks who “treat him like an imbecile.” Oh, my. I don’t have the means to embed the video, but hit this link which will take you to Raw Story and scroll down.
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— Goran Majić (@Goran_Majic) January 1, 2025
If Junior is Sonny then that makes Eric Fredo. That makes a great deal of sense. Then is Barron Michael? Way too early to tell on this one. About the only thing that can be said with certainty is that Donald Senior will kick over when Barron is still a young man. Whether Barron becomes the King of MAGA we don’t know.
We don’t know anything about Barron. He’s only been captured once on audio.
Barron Trump voice reveal And he said, "Very nice to see you." (Not meet you) while holding eye contact. Proper etiquette and all! pic.twitter.com/XcoEGQ9L2W
— Trump Girl 🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲 (@MAGA__Patriot) December 5, 2024
From this we know that Barron has the skills to be a restaurant host and distribute menus. Whether that translates as rising to the top in politics remains to be seen.
Back to Junior, it’s interesting what he let slip in that video. His birthdays don’t sound like joyous occasions, “Oh yes, I remember the birthday when Daddy got me a pony,” or, “Yea, we went to Disneyland that weekend.” He’s got a resigned tone in his voice when he says, “There was always a party, always something to do,” implying that if it wasn’t New Year’s Eve, there wouldn’t have been.
And the reality of the situation is probably that Donald and Ivana were ready to paint the town and did on Junior’s birthday and whatever attention they gave their oldest son was during the day. (I wonder where Trump Senior was the New Year’s Eve when Junior was born? Somehow I doubt he was in the hospital with Ivana.)
And probably Junior doesn’t like to be around people. He’s usually visibly higher than a kite animated when doing his podcast. That’s probably because he can’t do it sober. I can understand that. I know I couldn’t even try to spout MAGA propaganda unless I was loaded out of my mind. And it would have to be some primo stash.
Junior’s cousin Mary said it all. She said Junior “never became his own person,” because it was too easy to fold and have the money and the power. That makes total sense. Working for Trump has got to be some Faustian bargain. Happy Birthday and New Year’s, Junior. You live in a gilded cage in Hell. And you can have it.






















Sonny Corleone was an awesomely tough, and sometimes brutal killer. Not of semi-tame exotic big game animals but of other gangsters. To suggest Junior is Sonny? Nope. No Way. Donald has not one but TWO “Fredos” via trophy wife #1 Ivana. As for Barron as you say the jury is out. “Melanie” probably wants him up in NYC and well away from his father so that Donald who you KNOW resents the hell out of Barron for being so noticeably taller and looks for every chance to belittle his youngest son. I don’t think we should expect to see much of either Melania or Barron in the WH in this second term. She’ll make appearances (for a fee of course) at various events and probably has the wheels greased for Barron to do the same. I don’t think he ever had a chance at turning into a decent human being. Not with parents like that.
“Daddy’s friends are drunks who “treat him like an imbecile.”
Well, I don’t know what to day. “Daddy’s friends” can’t be faulted for their judgment.
Some advice for Junior: Don’t act like an imbecile and you won’t be treated as such. I realize at your age, it IS a bit tough to change (the “can’t teach an old dog new tricks” and such) but you *are* technically capable of making the change. Or, just continue to “self-medicate” with your drug(s) of choice and just bear and grin it.