HAHAHAhahahahaaaaaa NOPE!

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Hang on for the ride and the rant ahead! *grin*

 

Oh, Republicans, oh Republicans, oh wherefore are thou right-wing Republicans?? You were and are WRONG, WRONG, WRONG! I just read the report on your conspiracy theory that there were FBI Agents in the crowd, inciting the riot. Bull SHIT, EXCREMENT, SHITE!!! There were NONE in the crowd, zero, zip, zilch, NADA, NONE! I think you folks have more than just one egg on your faces – you have a couple of CARTONs on your faces, thoughtfully provided by JD Vance’s “news bite” because the pricing he was talking about was THE WRONG ONE. Ohhh, I hope it splatters and smears and messes up those nice, lovely (expensive) clothes of yours! And if THAT humiliation isn’t enough, add a couple of buckets of ice water, a colony of fire ants, and the occasional seagull to add to the mess, which would be just SO lovely to see. How in the HELL could you folks have believed that shit? The FBI is here to STOP things, not incite a riot and commit a major crime (hello, sedition, are you listening?)  I am running around my apartment throwing confetti and stealing some horns and bells from New Year’s Eve celebrations because this is a better celebration than I had imagined! You idiots aren’t looking too good right now and I. LOVE. IT. I have happy, “told ya so” tears on my face because you were blatantly mistaken and it can’t be hidden! It should be interesting to see how you try to spin this – maybe like your illustrious leader and make it FAKE NEWS, FBI lies, anything you can possibly think of to cover your butts, and too bad because the emperors have no clothes! I want to savor this moment for a long, long time. FINALLY, you get your asses handed to you (covered in eggs and ice water and fire ants and seagull shit, which is just the ultimate nasty) and You Can’t Hide from it! Let’s get a chorus line going in this celebration! Who has the champagne???!!! This needs to be a jamboree!

 

Sooooooo you think I’m happy? Who, me? You *must* be mistaken *cough*bullshit*cough*

 

Yes, there are human sources in DC. No, they weren’t involved in the riot that Your Fearless Leader incited, no matter how much he tried to hide it. There is NO EVIDENCE that they caused or helped it along. Again, you are wrong, wrong, WRONG and I, for one, am enjoying the HELL out of it.

 

Okay, rant over lololllllllll l!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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8 COMMENTS

  1. Love your euphoria but, unfortunately the script already exists: 1, This is the pronouncement of a Biden DOJ 2, MSM ignores, 3, deaf ears do not hear 4, …….

  2. WOW, where did I put that last egg carton when we need it?!

    GEESE, the Republicans forget that some of the smartest people in Congress belong to OUR party, younger, more educated, loaded for bear and some already are making themselves known for their stiff spines and verbal superior activity, (You can tell which ones when they destroy the loud mouths in Gym Jordan’s fake meetings … Gym J. is soooo deep in troubles of his own, bluffing his way through the Chairman position as he weaponizes Congress himself even as he is supposedly flushing out of our party … The problem with these bumble nuts, is, they burn so much time when they should be solving REAL problems instead of counting their dark money …

    Then there’s Trump, always taking the photo op’s, even when he is two sheets to the wind, every interview he does now, shows his failing health and increasing dangerous rhetoric … He absolutely should be incarcerated without bond, as he is all ready to execute his deniers …

  3. one problem with your ecstatic rant is that I have no idea what you are so happy abput and I’m pretty plugged in to politics. Most Americans will know less, that is, zero, about whatever minor announcement is currently being ignored.

    • She’s talking about the congress critters who had the nerve to say that there were FBI in the mix of Jan 6 and they were instigating the whole thing to set up the MAGAs.

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