Pete Hegseth Is As Dumb As The Rest Of Them

What is it with these morons? No matter how many of them fall, or how often, they never seem to figure out that that bulletproof vest only fits Traitor Tot. Just ask Mike Flynn, Steve Bannon, and Roger Stone, all of whom he had to pardon for thinking their proximity to His Lowness made them bulletproof too.

Whenever I think of the possibility of FUX News weekend fool host Pete Hegseth becoming the Secretary of Defense, the only image that comes into my mind is that nimrod officer in Stripes, that spent all his time with a telescope looking into the women’s shower, and playing with his toy soldiers and tanks on his desktop.

It sure as hell didn’t take long after Hegseth was nominated for the first skeleton to come tumbling out of the closet, and the FBI hasn’t even gone to work on him yet. Allegations of an alleged sexual assault in a hotel room at a GP Women’s conference in 2017, where Hegseth was a speaker. It was serious that an actual police report was filed, and the allegations actively investigated.

And like all the other empty-headed losers with a full body immersion in Trumpism, Hegseth decided to bluff and bluster. He missed the same simple point the rest of that workbench of misfit toys has. And that’s the fact that His Lowness has two things that none of them possess. Hundreds of millions if not billions of dollars, and a persona of invincibility. Traitor Tot doesn’t have to care what anybody else thinks, he’s in a self-contained universe.

While the House Ethics committee may not have released the Gaetz investigation report yet, the California cops weren’t so kind. They released it today, and it’s pretty damning. And rather than hiding out, or referring reporters to his attorney, Hegseth’s, I dunno, publicist maybe has released a statement, and the subject is shooting off his big mouth. And in doing so, only digging his hole deeper, if not with the cops, then with the GOP Senators who have to confirm him;

1. Learn when to shut up. Hegseth’s mouthpiece claimed complete exoneration from the release of the report, saying that his story remained consistent, and that no charges were filed. Not mentioned was the fact that the woman was assigned to get him back to his room, and only came over after two other women told Police he tried to strong arm them into going back to his room with him. And guilty people walk all the time when the evidence isn’t strong enough
2. Really know when to shut up. Part of the consistency of his story that the mouthpiece is bragging about is Hegseth’s assertion to the police that he had one beer, and whatever happened in the room was consensual. But several witnesses told the cops that he was smashed to the gills, and if I remember the original reporting correctly, after filing the police report, the woman went to the hospital for a rape test kit, which came back positive for non-consensual sex
3. Innocent people don’t pay off. At some point following the incident, Hegseth’s lawyers reached a monetary settlement with the accuser, including a non-disclosure agreement. Since when do innocent people pay off their accusers? They either wait for them to blow themselves out and go away, or file a lawsuit for slander or defamation. See E Jean Carroll for a tutorial on that one
4. A bonus. The way this is already going at this early stage, I can see a full blown redux of the Stormy Daniels debacle. If these ass clowns start hammering away at this poor woman’s integrity, I can easily see a judge releasing her from her NDA in order to protect her reputation. And that will lead Hegseth into the middle of a dark forest with no trail of bread crumbs to follow back out. Just ask Traitor Tot about that one.

And here’s why this is such a dire warning flare for Hegseth as well as El Pendejo ex Presidente. Moderate Senate resistance just led to the scuttling of Matt Gaetz’s nomination for AG, partly because of credible accusations of underage sex trafficking. That was a line even GOP Senators were not willing to cross.

The military already has a self-acknowledged problem with sexual assault, with many female military members complaining that they don’t get justice. How many GOP senators are going to want to put a credibly accused sexual assaulter in charge of an organization with a self-admitted sexual assault problem? That literally would be like putting the fox in charge of the henhouse. Especially since Hegseth wants to remove women from combat roles in the military and keep them base bound, where they’ll be easier pickings for opportunists like Hegseth.

Look, I’m not saying that none of Traitor Tot’s nominees will get through. Marco Rubio should slide through the Senate nomination process like sh*t through a goose. And for all of her husband’s shortcomings as a human being, Linda McMahon by all accounts was at least a moderately successful Small Business administrator.

But Gaetz and Hegseth were already dead in the water before they even got out of the gate with serious sex scandals. And RFK Jr. is such a total flake that I honestly believe the only reason Trump appointed him was to honor a useless campaign promise. He’ll drop him like a live coal once it’s his turn for serious Senate scrutiny. As for Oz, Gabbard, and Noem, the FBI hasn’t even started their background checks yet. Watch for fireworks yet to come once the reports are submitted, and the Senate begins the confirmation processes.

I thank you for the privilege of your time.

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