The Book Of Genesis tells us that God created the heavens and the earth in seven days. That was quite some order, but then He’s God. Donald Trump, on the other hand, has promised to retool the entire social and economic fabric of this country in far less than seven days. Whut? Oh, I think he’s panicking. I was expecting something screwy to show up after he got off stage last night and somebody in his campaign shared the awful news with him of the J. Ann Selzer poll in Iowa showing Kamala Harris to be favored to win by three points. So either this drivel is in reply to the Selzer poll or Trump is just coming unglued all on his own. Frankly? I suspect both.

Ain’t it grand? Unicorns and fairy dust. In three days, just three mind you, Donald Trump will make America a paradise. Why three days you wonder? I would love to know. Because in those same three days, the booming stock market can go into a Black Friday crash. So what’s magical about 72 hours?
Beats the hell out of me. These are the ravings of a lunatic, plain and simple. And I think it’s safe to say that this upset him.
🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump’s Polymarket odds are plummeting as the market reacts to the Iowa Selzer poll showing him losing in that state.
Kamala Harris is gaining ground.
What went wrong? pic.twitter.com/nOIzIEPvAQ
— Franklin (@franklinisbored) November 2, 2024
Trump will go later on today to Pennsylvania, North Carolina and Georgia, states which he desperately needs to win. And as he does, he will have the phantom of the Selzer poll in his mind. At least we are on the downhill slope now and this show isn’t going to go on forever. The Trump show is about to go dark. America is going to cancel him.






















So he’s panicking is he?
Good.
Panicky people make more mistakes, he’ll lose by even more.
I think he meant the election is in three days.
Then I guess he and I don’t even agree on the time of day. When he wrote that tweet it was two days before election day — by the clock I’m using. We are now one day until the big day (meaning the rest of today of course) and then Monday, tomorrow, is the last day. Tuesday we’re there. But it doesn’t surprise me that Trump can’t even count, that fits right in.
for what it’s worth, an anecdotal observation. some of the younger black guys at work are all in for Trump. something else that has me baffled.
Have you asked them “WHY?”
If nothing else, paraphrase Janet Jackson with “What has Trump done for you, lately?”
Can I ask what kind of work these guys do? Trump’s *appeal* is to make people believe he’s somebody other than who he is. That’s his genius, to put together a terrific scam. I’m just wondering who they think he is. And why.
Has anyone checked Indiana? Obama won not just Iowa but Indiana too back in 2008! Hey, why not start my day with some serious fantasizing? I still don’t think Texas is actually on the table and Florida too probably isn’t either but toss in only ONE of those to what I’ve suggested above and much as I’d regret it the next morning (four decades ago was my last getting totally wasted – I got tired of dealing with hangovers) I’d drain the entirety of the half of the 5th of Jack Daniels sitting in a cabinet in my kitchen. Toast after toast to a truly “Trumpian” humiliation for the flaming orange human rectum.
Indiana polls close at 6pm EST. Bush was declared winner at 6:07pm. Obama won about 11:30pm. Trump will probably win Indiana but it might be a bellwether for the rest of the night. If it’s close, 53-47, would probably mean that Trump is in serious trouble in lots of other places.
I understand he’s lost the support of that fuentes person. I would have bet good money that would never have happened…and I would have lost it. lol Wonder how long it will be before space karen jumps ship?
Man, I hope this is a big harbinger of a V.P. Harris/Gov. Walz landslide. Of course I also hope the magats start to take stock of their situation, step back and perhaps think about becoming at least half way decent folks. I also hope to win the PCH grand prize so there’s that. lmao
That makes sense. The bottom line here is that in a post-Trump world, the right-wingers have to support somebody else. So they’re looking to carry on. They’re not going down with the ship.
Flaming orange human rectum? That’s the best trumpism I ever heard!
Thanks. Welcome to PZ or at least reading my work btw. It’s a term I’ve long used when mentioning the shitgibbon.
At least I’m not afraid to read *your* columns here on PZ. I hope the site doesn’t shut down after the election….
Susan, that’s what we all hope and pray for, and work to stop it happening.
Even knowing that such a threat could be possible shows how far down he’s dragged us and our society.