J.D. Vance represents Ohio in the Senate and so it would seem to be that he would have a deep understanding as applied to pet eating, the issue that is not happening, in Springfield Ohio. The pet situation that is not actually happening is then laid at the feet of undocumented Haitian migrants who are –  as a matter of fact, well-documented if one uses reality. Despite Vance’s sharp non-insightful view, one based on  false facts, he is still defensive about a false situation that he injected into the campaign.

Somehow, the Donald Trump-Vance campaign has essentially gone spelunking in a non-fact cave and cannot yet find a way out to rejoin the race to November. Whereas the presidential run should be based on the economy, immigration, healthcare, and energy, the GOP ticket forces us to consider non-cats. Wait, cats are actually real? Or so I’m told, I’m a dog guy .

Thankfully, J.D. Vance went on CNN this morning to explain the false facts with remarkable acting based on a premise that is not real. He proceeded to get into a verbal fight with Dana Bash, who pointed out that this critical matter is not real and shouldn’t be debated. But Vance really debated Bash and did so with particular vigor and edgy anger. The quotes from Bash are based on established facts, the most important of which is that Vance couldn’t be more wrong. As noted by the video below:

“Senator, this happened after you and President Trump were on the debate stage, said that cats and dogs were being eaten. After that, they were threatened.”

Yes, facts can be helpful in this matter. There have been bomb threats and potential harm to the Springfield community’s documented immigrants. It is bad. So how did Vance respond? Glad you asked:

“You just accused me of inciting violence against the community when all that I’ve done is surface the complaints of my constituents, people who are suffering because of Kamala Harris’s policies.”

Vance probably just admitted that the immigrants were real and documented given he’s basing the matter on policy, but who cares about the non-facts at this point? If we are going to consider facts, how about the fact that Haitians are his constituents, a matter overlooked by Vance. Bash was all over it. She stated:

“They’re in the country through what’s called temporary protective status.”

Right. So that’s kind of relevant to the “discussion” transitioning to a factual fight. After all, when a Trump-supporter is attempting to lay all disgusting blame on one of the most-marginalized communities, one has to be perfectly accurate in both lies and non-facts. These Haitian immigrants are here legally.

After carefully and maturely establishing the facts, Vance kind of lost it and cried about being on television in the first place. He found the fact versus non-fact to be unfair and it felt like what happened to him.

“Dana, would you like to ask me questions and then let me answer them I’m happy to be here to talk about policy, but if you’re going to interrupt me every single time that I open my mouth, then why am I even doing this?” 

Vance is entirely fair in asking why he’s doing this. He is likely realizing that few people want to talk about a cat sandwich. If he wants to talk immigration policy, that’s fair, too. Perhaps instead of issues allegedly arising out of Ohio, talk about the border and employment of undocumented immigrants.

But the Trump-supporting right wants it to be fire-level furious which somewhat requires animosity against a marginalized group over a shocking issue like someone eating “Boots” – one’s favorite cat.

Given the actual facts over the non-facts, it makes perfect sense that Trump and Vance would stay on the non-issue because they’re so “stuck” in the cat cave, getting out has become factually difficult.

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4 COMMENTS

  1. Hysteria whipped up by completely false reports of people eating cats and dogs, your family’s pets, sounds more like an episode of ‘The Simpsons’, than an episode in an actual, real presidential campaign.

    But then you remember ‘The Simpsons’ jokingly predicted Trump, as a farce and parody, a complete joke, and it sort of makes sense in a cartoonish way.

  2. He may be weird, but his defining characteristic is WEASEL. This video of his word-dance around the question of whether he would have certified the 2020 election result deserves much more attention:

  3. ohhh, cats are real alright. my late pup River could spot one under a hedge, in the dark at a hundred feet. I had to remember to keep a tight hold on the leash. she didn’t understand why they were allowed to exist. she only met two she found acceptable. one she pestered to the point where he wouldn’t come around anymore. the other was an elderly gray tabby down the street. when we passed his home he would walk down the driveway meowing at the dog then boop her nose. she thought that meant he wanted to play. the way another dog would play. cats don’t want that. ever. one day she got over excited and the cat had to swat her snout. for about two months after, whenever we passed the house and the cat came down the driveway she would hide behind me.

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