Trump Does What He Usually Does When He Flops. Doubles Down. And For The GOP It Only Gets WORSE

How bad has it gotten for Trump? The campaign had to rent a bus for more wheels to fall off of

That was a joke, but this isn’t. Last night on FUX News, Frank Luntz, one of the straightest GOP pollsters and focus group moderators laid it straight out, Last night wasn’t the worst debate loss I’ve seen in my career, but it was damn close. Trump lost the debate badly, and as a result he’s going to lose the election. The only thing I have to say to Luntz is, Your lips to God’s ear.

Here’s how you know that Traitor Tot knows exactly how badly he got Wookie stomped on Tuesday night. Not only is Bret Bair of FUX News One of the worst ever! for calling his ass kicking what it was on air, and not only does he want anybody at ABC connected with the debate fired, but if he gets back in, ABC will have its broadcast license revoked. Blah, blah, blah. Oh, and there won’t be another freakin’ debate!

Meanwhile the Harris campaign is gleefully twisting the shiv, and so is everybody else. At a packed rally today in North Carolina, at one point Harris stopped to rather theatrically ask, ‘Did anybody see the debate on Tuesday?,’ and then laughed like Ray Romano had just uncorked a good one on Everybody Loves Raymond, while the crowd roared with laughter right along with her. Watch her do it again tonight at another rally.

You all know how Trump loves his social media. Well, progressive online meme masters are having a field day putting out Tik-Tok and Instagram posts of people dancing to the tune of Eating the cats! Eating the dogs! And an anti-Trump group put up a classic billboard based on the Chik-Fil-A “Eat Mor Chiken’ theme, showing a passel of adorable kittens with the text, Eat Less Kittens. Vote Republican. Wanna bet that one finds its way to a billboard on the approach to Mar-A-Lago?

Here’s the McGuffin. Trump has a rally somewhere in Arizona tonight, like those poor people don’t already have enough problems with the temperatures. As usual, the media will be there to monitor his speech for newsworthy content. I can already tell you exactly what newsworthy content they’ll show. A split screen shot. On the left side will be Trump, ranting and raving away behind the podium, and on the right a shot of the venue entrance, with supporters streaming out halfway through the rally. Which the Harris campaign will joyfully use for campaign ads.

But here’s where it starts getting even worse for Trump and his failing campaign. *Full Disclosure* Up until this morning I had never heard of a Y-Chromosome mutant, space oddity named Laura Loomer. Nor do I wish to befoul my already Q-Anon assaulted brain with anything about her. Because I already know all I need to know.

Apparently she rode on Traitor Tots puddle hopper to Philly for the debate, and befouled the spin room. Yesterday, this slobbering 9/11 Truther, who two years ago called the attacks an inside job, accompanied Trump to the memorial at the WTC site. And her incendiary Tweet against Kamala Harris was so racist, sexist, and demented that even Machine Gun Marjie called her a Psychotic personality and washed her hands of her. And when you lose Laborious MTG, you’re out there in the wilderness with the Fuqawi Tribe.

But this is the new band of misfit toys that are willing to kiss His Lowness’s ass and commend him on his brilliant tactics, like the faithful toadies in the Berlin Bunker in April of 1945. And they’ll come to the same end.

But here’s where the Trump campaign not only hits rock bottom, it drills all the way down to China. If they thought that Tuesday night was an unmitigated disaster, they’re about to find out what the Trump campaign Armageddon looks like.

Because in just about two weeks, we’re about to see the most humiliating, lop-sided blowout since Sugar Ray Leonard v Roberto Duran massacre, where Leonard pummeled Duran so mercilessly he just stayed in his corner begging no Mas! No Mas! and blaming a flu induced tummy ache.

That’s because two weeks from now, Governor Tim Walz is going to go up against the sparring dummy known to all as the Hillbilly Imbecile. And by the time Walz is done with him, all that will be left is a puddle on the stage floor with a wimpy beard for maintenance to mop up.

For two reasons. For two reasons. First, Tim Walz has a built-in advantage that Kamala Harris didn’t have. Walz doesn’t have to worry about being seen as an angry black woman. Walz is allegedly going up against a dude. If you can call a whiny, sniveling, pathetic little sycophantic redneck like Vance a dude. So Tim Walz doesn’t have to pull his punches. He can drop all the haymakers he wants on Vance.

Second, as I wrote, Traitor Tot’s imbecilic constant references and recitals of moronic Q-Anon conspiracy theories had Independent and undecided voters running screaming for the exits. Well, who do you think is feeding El Pendejo ex Presidente all of this unadulterated bullsh*t? None other than Beggar Vance. Especially the obnoxious and racist Haitians are eating pet cats and dogs line.

And just like with his brain-dead Lord and Master, when pressed on this twaddle, Beggar will dig his heels in and double down with insane, nonsensical excuses and explanations. Walz will nail him to the wall on the abortion issue alone. And don’t even get me started on the childless cat lady crap, or the Childless teachers are groomers crap.

Two weeks until we find out just how low Trump’s campaign can go. And unlike Traitor Tot, Vance doesn’t have a loyal, hardcore base ready to stand by him through his stupidity. watch for the Harris campaign or an aligned Super PAC to come out with ads reminding voters of Trump’s advanced age and senility, and asking them if they really want this Froot-Loop to be one heartbeat from the presidency? My suggestion? Restock on theater butter popcorn and brewskis, plenty of good times ahead.

I thank you for the privilege of your time.

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