Yes, I know, never a day goes by without something out of the You Can’t Make This Stuff Up file. Today we look at another paeon to Donald Trump, the Mango Messiash, Marmelade Monarch, Cantaloupe Caligula and so many other noms d’art that we could name. He has been called many things. Trump is a kind of Rohrschach test for our culture. If you see a mental patient, you’re one kind of person, if you see a charismatic cult leader that you intend to follow to the end, then you’re another kind of a person. It really does get down to black and white basics like that.
Giving Donald human-size hands was a generous touch.
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) August 12, 2024
WTF is that? Its almost as bad as this one pic.twitter.com/snowr2sDGq
— Kimbo_Sabbi (@Kimbo_Sabbi) August 12, 2024
Somehow this objet d’art isn’t getting the adulation that one usually associates with a masterpiece. What’s that you say? It looks like something out of a low budget 50’s sci fi movie? Indeed it does. It puts me in mind of the robot from Devil Girl From Mars.
All it needs is an orange wig, a red cap, and to yell, Fight! Fight! Fight! and we’re there.
Does it have a tiny appendage as per the original?
Maybe I should also have asked if the above mentioned appendage was, as a certain Stormy Daniels described it, ‘Mushroom shaped’
These phucking people are truly batshit crazy.
Hope sculpting isn’t his day job
The face! Hilarious.
Donald in BLACKFACE! Gotta love it. And no, you illiterate moron of a “sculptor,” it’s not Michael Angelo: it’s Michelangelo di Ludovico Buonarroti Simoni.
Your “… so many other noms d’art that we could name…” How about orange merkin’d vagina!
Who on earth is that a sculpture of-dennis the menace f.f.s.? When people, ordinary people that is, mistake your “sculpture” for something other than the clownish figure that is von shitzinpants, you might want to redo the effing thing. Just sayin’. And comparing it/yourself to one who is considered in many, no most, circles the greatest artist and sculptor OF ALL TIME and mind you with a “sculpture” that I’m pretty sure an elementary school child could do much much better…What is wrong with your hillbilly dumb ass dude? You sir won today’s Most Moronic Fucking Statement Award. Not to worry tho’, I’m sure one of your compadres will outdo you tomorrow.
Well, you got pretty close to the bat-shit crazy eyes. Close. You forgot von shitzinpants’ eyes are bat-shit crazy fat piggy eyes.
Holy f*cking shit. ROTFLMAO!
Looks like a petulant 12 year old. Dude needs to go back to his totally perfect job at Boeing.
Frozen in time, like a body cast from Pompeii. The facial expression suggests an agonizing death.
What? No red tie?! It looks like those plastic “handcuffs” cops use now, dipped in aluminum paint. And the eyes? Wtf are they made of???
Reminds me of the “art” of another art school.reject, Adolph whatshisname.
Dude, if you’re gonna insult one of the greatest sculptors,and painters of all time, at least learn to spell.his name correctly.