You know, you don’t normally see a media whirlwind like this until a party holds its national convention, if then. But right now, Harris and the Democrats are getting the kind of intensive, positive media attention that you simply can’t buy.
Just look at Traitor Tot and his convention. On Saturday, he gets a razor cut on his ear, leaves the hospital, and immediately rides a wave of national sympathy to his convention. Where it all comes a cropper. The speakers were so sick and twisted, and their speeches so openly paranoid and factually free that no network but FUX news covered any of the speeches in depth, save Vance’s and Trump’s. El Pendejo ex Presidente got absolutely no bump at all out of all of that free sympathetic press.
Now look at the Democrats. They spent a solid month in camo fatigues, running around having a paintball war where the pellets were filled with skunk juice. And in one shining moment, President Biden does the noble, selfless thing, and in one week Kamala Harris goes from a -19 favorable/unfavorable rating as VP, to being +3 as the presumptive nominee. And we’re still three weeks away from the Democrat’s national convention!
They say, You can’t teach an old dog new tricks. And you know what else? You can’t get a fat, lazy old guy out of the house in the morning either. Just ask Teri. Even with a crappy, dull full-of-sh*t convention, the accepted practice is that you immediately hit the trail and try to pound home and expand on the content of your convention. That’s Politics 101.
But you have to understand the dynamic here. His Lowness was 110% sure that Biden would be on the ballot in November, and he was a shoo in. He even took the indulgence of nominating the worst possible racist, sexist creep he could find for VP. I honestly believe that Emperor Numbus Nuttus had planned to do nothing but play golf until after Labor day, and let Vance do the heavy lifting. And now, by his obvious absence and radio silence, it’s the newly rejuvenated Democratic party that is getting a free shot at branding Trump, while his hillbilly imbecile runs around the country making him look even worse.
But even in his rare occurrences of sticking his head up from his hole in public, it’s waste of time. Kamala Harris is the new cool kid in school while Trump is the one with the cooties. Except for brief shots showing him scratching his head, they could ignore that.
But Trump could tolerate all of that, although with bad temper if that’s all it was. For the simple reason that none of that sh*t is going to penetrate the FUX News Propaganda Ministry bubble that ministers to his dimwitted flock. He’ll get his coverage where it really counts.
But here’s what Il Douche can’t tolerate! Screw the mainstream media, His Lowness is the undisputed world champion of the social media universe. He’s got Bullsh*t social, and he may have the billionaire bimbo Elon Musk pimping for him on the sh*thole formerly known as Twitter, he has a whole department of social media nitwits creating positive Trump contact along with anti Biden drivel. Nobody touches Trump in his universe.
Until now. Trump is rapidly becoming the two things he simply cannot tolerate. Irrelevant and inconsequential. In social media no less! Trump and Musk may have Bullsh*t Social and Twaddle, but Tik-ToK, whose reach makes these two losers look like a couple of schmucks with start ups working out of their garages in Seattle.
And right now Kamala Harris is the Taylor Swift of Tik-Tok. And right now there’s a whole army of previously dormant progressive content creators flooding Tik-Tok making her look like the hippest thing since Beyonce. And they’re hitting dead bullseye the single most important voting demographic, the one Trump’s fat old convicted ass could never hope to reach, the 18-29 demographic.
Trump is at serious risk of getting his ass kicked on his home turf, social media. Because as much as I hate social media on general principles, I know enough about it to know that if something goes viral on Tik-Tok, it’s highly likely to be shared with other, more mainstream and traditional social media platforms like Facebook and even the dreaded X. And when those start getting flooded with shares of those hip 20 second clips of people laughing and Kamala dancing, traitor Tot is going to look like exactly what he is. A fat, out-of-touch old fart trying to look hip. Good luck with that one.
This is the one aspect of the ascension of Kamala Harris that I don’t think anybody saw coming, I know I didn’t. And in one stunning bombshell, the King of Social Media may be about to have his lame sh*t relegated to the category of morons posting pictures of their perfectly mowed lawns. And it couldn’t happen to a nicer autocrat.
I thank you for the privilege of your time.
Besides the policies Biden got done saving all our asses, little drummer boy has forgotten one thing since 2016, and hundreds of buckets of KFC later…since then, millions of young voters have joined the party. They live on social media and Kamala is just more goddamn fun and easier on the eyes and ears!
I still cannot grasp why Donnie Boy thinks vaguely attempting to twitch his arthritic and in rhythmic hips while doing something that looks like a hand job with his tiny hamster paws(and I apologize to hamsters who are sweet little rodents) is cool. He resembles,a,depth gender I an pole dancer sans pole.
Every time I see Von Schitzenpantz “rockin’ it” I’m reminded of the Seinfeld episode where Elaine started to dance at a party, with very bad results.
George later described the scene to Jerry as a “dry heave set to music”