This is going to be one wild election season. It was going to be that if the Biden/Trump faceoff had been the case but it’s going to be considerably wilder with the match up being Harris/Trump. Harris has managed to raise a ton of money, get record breaking signups of election volunteers and equally record breaking new voter registrations. Trump, however, has his cult and that’s it. And even within the cult there is nothing but problems. J.D. Vance is MAGA toxic, yes, but that’s only good for Fox News and the Sunday political shows. His job at this point is to be charming and motivate the crowds and he simply doesn’t have it in him. He’s a toxic sound bite man, end of story. And it’s well known that Team Trump did not have a Plan B in place and were totally blindsided by Kamala’s ascension to the top of the ticket. Ergo, you’ve got this mess.

That’s it. He’s got nothing. Oh, wait — he does have his heroisim in combat, namely his nicked ear. He’s pushing that now, bigly.

That’s the platform. I wonder if the cups and tee shirts have been made up, “I took a bullet for democracy.”

That will come as news to her husband and step children. And of course Trump rambles on. But hey, he hasn’t brought up sharks, batteries or Hannibal Lecter, so maybe Team Trump is trying to guide him. Now this is stick, stone, stupid what he does next.

Bragging about overturning Roe v. Wade is not the sell you think it is, Donny. Maybe to this audience, yes, but they’re extremists like you. Turning Point USA is not the crowd of people you need to convince at the ballot box.

Ah yes, the Big Lie. It’s going on four years old now, the Big Lie.

It’s one of them funny furrin names, ya know? Now Donald, that’s a solid Amurrikkkan name. I for one can’t wait until September 10. Trump has to debate Harris. He may be avoiding it but he has to do it or he is going to look absolutely like the coward and fool that he is. And she will mop the floor with him.

 

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  4. Oh Ursula! Sure Trump now can claim being wounded in combat (countdown clock to him demanding being awarded a Purple Heart) but have you forgotten. Years ago he recounted his having avoided STD’s partying and screwing at NYC’s “It” clubs for the “beautiful people” back in the 60s and early 70s was his own “personal Vietnam.”

    And sometimes I’m not so sure he dodged one particular STD. He displays some traits that people who have an untreated (at least for too long) case of syphilis get. It can take several or more decades for those spirochetes to go to work on someone’s brain but if/when they do it’s noticable. If they live long enough after things manifest you have a drooling Al Capone fishing in his swimming pool!

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  5. Now I recall where I came across the name ‘Donald’ before (well apart from the duck that is)

    Donald. Where’s your trousers??

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    • Do not repost this. Donald wouldn’t need a,sporran ( supposedly to.keep.his gangly bits in place) because his gigantic belly would cover the entire front of his kilt!

      Now I have to go and rewatch Out lander looking at actual.Scotsman wearing kilts.

      I hand sewed a proper modern military kilt for a friend. In the middle of summer.

  6. So, if I pronounce “Donald” as “duh-NAHLD” or as “DOH-nahld” or “duh-nuhld” or à la française, “doh-nahl,” Trump won’t correct me?

    Right. He’ll pounce on that like a cat on a mouse.

    It’s just like the transphobes who constantly whine about pronoun usage. They’ll say it isn’t important and that they should be able to use the “correct” pronouns for a trans person (or a non-binary person) but, oh boy, how they take offense when you deliberately misgender them. You think Margarine Traitor Greene is going to sit for it if someone says, “Mr Greene” or writes about Margarine using “he/him/his” pronouns? Of course not. But old horse-face won’t hesitate to deliberately misgender trans and non-binary people, and say they should just “get over it” and that it’s “not that important.”

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  7. Trump calls Kamala a “bum” and “stupid” and “lazy.” Sebastian Gorka called her a “colored woman,” but is trying to claim he said “college woman!” Wow! Even if that were true, it means Gorka uses college as a slur and that won’t endear him to independent, suburban, professional women! I don’t know who’s gonna be first, but one of these Deplorables is gonna just go ahead and call VP Harris the N-word! I sure feel it’s coming!

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  9. He called her garbage.
    Donald, her father’s a professor of economics at Stanford. Her late mother did pioneering research in breast cancer. Neither inherited their money. She has been in public service her entire life.

    You inherited 400 million,and your Dad still.had to bail you out numerous times. You cost 500,000 Americans their lives by mismanaging a pandemic and refusing to listen to.experts and tossing out a detailed plan on handling one simply because it had Obama’s name on it.

    If anyone is garbage…

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