Double, double toil and trouble Actual Shakespeare quote
You know, some people are a glass-half-full kind of a guy. And some are a glass-half empty kind of a guy. Me? Am an Eww!_Get-that-outta-here,-somebody’s-been-drinking-from-it kind of guy. But I’ve decided to take a walk on the sunny side of the street for a change. Mostly for the alternate parking regulations around here.
It’s getting so that I don’t even want to turn on MSNBC anymore these days. Between everybody in sight on the day crew frantically warning of every Trump atrocity coming soon to a home near you, and Katy Tur basically predicting the end of civilized society if Biden doesn’t drop out of the race, there’s no time for the goddamned channel to cover the hard news, you know, like the official prison camp footage of Steve Two Shirts Bannon’s cavity search. Come on now! Which would YOU rather watch?
But did you ever notice that nobody is issuing dire warnings about what a Democratic President could do if in charge? That’s because for most of my life the GOP is the political version of The Fight Club, and the Democrats are The Chess Club. Which has been cow flop since 2018, when the young progressive Turks in the Democratic party took over, and showed everybody else what button to push on a switchblade. Look it up yourself, the GOP hasn’t won jack-sh*t since the 2018 midterms.
For this instance it would actually be Kamala Harris who would be better suited to this particular task. She perfectly understands her Al Capone, A kind word and a gun will get you farther than just a kind word, any day. Considering the fact that thanks to Bozo the Roberts, not only can’t Harris be prosecuted or charged, she can’t even be questioned as the rationale for her action. How’s this for a full, fun filled January 20th, 2025?
- Sign an Executive Order immediately reassigning Kindergarten Judge Aileen Cannon to that courthouse in Saipan where Julian Assange recently pled guilty
- End an Executive Order to her Treasury Secretary immediately freezing the payroll for Alito, Thomas, Gorsuch and Roberts. They’re such high minded civil servants? Let ’em do that sh*t for free
- Send an order to her Attorney General, ordering an immediate rush investigation into fraud and tax law violations for Clarence Thomas
- Sign an Executive Order immediately overturning the Supreme Court’s Dobbs decision, and restoring full reproductive access nationwide. Do the same for the Citizen’s United case, the Civil Rights Act, and the Voting rights act
- Sign an Executive Order immediately bestowing amnesty for all non criminal undocumented immigrants, and opening a path to citizenship
- If you’re feeling particularly vengeful and peppy, go ahead and build those internment camps. And stuff them chock-a-block full with every pendejo jerkoff with Q-Anon or MAGA branded fear, including Trump 2024 signs as a clear and present danger to the safety and security of the United States
- Sign an Executive Order immediately rescinding Trump’s pardons for scumbags Michael Flynn, Paul Manafort, Steve Bannon and Roger Stone, and order Manafort, Stone and Flynn to report to prison for their sentences, and restart the case against Bannon
- Grant pardons to Michael Cohen and Hunter Biden
- Order the Justice Department to immediately open a corruption and federal tax fraud into Thomas sugar daddy Harlan Crow, and Federalist Society founder Leonard Leo
I could go on and on, but you get the picture. With a little creativity and elbow grease, President Harris could permanently turn the United States into a liberal democratic paradise, with the right to vote enshrined as it always should have been.
Then ask yourself one simple question. As a free citizen, living in a free and democratic society, would you really want it all to go down this way, even if your every fondest wish came true? Of course not. Lenin, no, not the singer, once said that Even fascism would be tolerable if it were administered by angels. It’s not, and neither is democracy. It’s governed by individuals, with frailties and faults. And even a sick f*ck like John Roberts, who claims to be a constitutional originalist should have known that when he went off this particular 10 meter board, democracy and law are to be protected, not bastardized for political purposes. GOTV and save our democracy!
I thank you for the privilege of your time.
Oh I don’t know Murf…those seem like excellent ideas, especially given what Trump would do in this situation. This is a war, and let’s not be a milktoast like the ‘rational’ leaders in the 30s who allowed HITLER TO EXTERMINATE 11 MILLION PEOPLE before they realized what they were actually dealing with.
truer words my friend, especially the part of sending a boatload of Jewish refugees back from New York harbor to face their deaths….
fantastic fantasy im afraid.
Murf…I’m sure I come across sometimes as a hell bent for leather radical, but when we really look at the FACTS, it’s clear we are dealing with the same kind of folks that rounded up hundreds of French citizens suspected of supporting the resistance, locked them in a building, and BURNT THEM ALIVE. Having been a child of violent child abuse, sent to prison first offense on a victimless ‘crime’, told by the parole board I shouldn’t have been arrested, yet thrown in with killers, on an unjustified law put in place by a criminal pardoned by his appointee…well I KNOW how corrupt the system ACTUALLY IS. Most citizens are living in a ‘comfortably numb’ reality and just don’t believe the danger is REAL. 400,000 heroes in the ground know how real it is, and I CAN’T stand by and let them die in vain. I just can’t. Add in my black daughters and grandchildren, well…I’m willing to fight til the end no matter what it requires. I keep saying VOTE, but if the citizens fail us…well…plan B. Thanks for the continued vigilance. Either we win or some are going to answer with their lives for their crimes against humanity. ASK THE GERMANS WHAT THE PRICE OF FASCISM WAS.
Hey, we already beat Trump/MAGA/GOP at the ballot boxes, 2020, and look how that turned out. We put the gloves back on, patted ourselves on the back and then were shocked senseless on 6 January. Too many of us haven’t recovered their senses yet, too many still believe the voters will relegate the Trump nightmare to the dumpster of history this November. Wakey wakey folks: the same bad dream will restart, in fact it never really stopped. Trump’s stooges in the House are poised and ready to refuse to certify a Biden victory and the storm troopers are making their marching plans. We better be making ours.