It would be so interesting to be a fly on the wall at Mar-a-Lago. I can see Melania having one glass too many of Chardonnay and laughing about how her $33,000 Birkin bag is paid for by “stoop-eed” people who believe that Donald actually cares about them or will do something to make their lives better. I can also see Kimberly and Junior having a chuckle about the same thing. And I’m sure Jared and Ivanka laugh the hardiest of all. Life is but a joke, definitely. So with all that in mind, take a look at the blooper reel that Trump *lawyer* Alina Habba put together today.
Alina Habba, in a Trump campaign donation ad blooper video:
“Gimme your credit card. I won’t take it to Neiman Marcus, but I will donate.” pic.twitter.com/9amyRfIVW7
— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) July 2, 2024
And you probably saw this troll from earlier on.
Trump’s super professional lawyer Alina Habba shows off her Trump middle finger hat at Newark Airport. pic.twitter.com/9iHy46qGm2
— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) July 2, 2024
This is what Republican women are about in this day and age. This is the same thing that Lauren Boebert, Nancy Mace, Lara Trump, Kristi Noem, we could go on and on, actually do for a living day after day. It’s not legislate, it’s not litigate, it’s professional trolling with a lot of cheap sex appeal thrown in. What makes it especially comical is that they all claim to be good *Christians* and lead a godly life. Righto.
The whole idea of being a female, that these females sell at least, is that sex appeal and serving the patriarchy with sex appeal is what it’s all about. They give a brief nod to *feminist* ideals, all the while doing the nudge nudge wink wink that cleavage and lips blown up like bicycle tires are the real deal and they know it.
Hell, maybe Alina will be Donald’s VP candidate. Has anybody thought about that? It would serve everybody right, Doug Burgum, J.D. Vance, Tim Scott, all the ones who have totally debased themselves to get the gig if Trump finally decides that Alina should have it. It’s possible. Remember, this is the surreal world of MAGA and the Mango Messiah is capable of anything.
Habba is like one of those birds that ride around on rhinos to eat the ticks & fleas off their skin. pic.twitter.com/DcqHeFXQNV
— UTMB 🐺🐇🦌 🐻 (@Utmb_Colorado) July 2, 2024
Rudy Giuliani went down in flames today and Jenna Ellis is suspended from practicing law for three years. Maybe Alina will follow them.






















“Rudy Giuliani went down in flames today and Jenna Ellis is suspended from practicing law for three years. Maybe Alina will follow them.”
We can but hope. And boy do I HOPE!
Miss ambulance chaser seems quite unaware that there are cameras recording everything you do in this country. Not surprising since she is quite unaware of any portion of any legal code in our nation judging by her lawyering skills or rather lack thereof.
In the locker room she would be labeled as a dumb b*tch!