Melania’s AFLAC Ad Has Resurfaced, Among Other Jewels

What a shame this didn’t happen last night, Halloween. I had totally forgotten that this even existed. The Melania sighting at Mar-a-Lago is the first time Trump wife number three has been seen in seven months. She’s totally been out of circulation — at least in Trump world. She may very well have shown up lots of places where Donald is not, and for that we certainly can’t blame her.

Twitter/X is doing a kind of Melania festival right now. It started last night, of course. Here’s one of Melania’s greatest hits. What’s that you say? Wasn’t she supposedly a “supermodel” one of the top models in the world? The top model designation came out of the same drawer as the speaks six languages and has a degree in architecture fables.

Melania Trump stars in an Aflac commercial (2005) 👻 pic.twitter.com/AfXF2PsjZp

— FLOTUS Report (@MELANIAJTRUMP) October 27, 2023

Then there’s this.

She meant collagen. Yeah, that's it. 😒

— 🇺🇦 _Max Edge_ 🏳️‍🌈 (@uptnhrlmb) October 26, 2023

This is good. Melania and Casey.

Melania is telling Casey DeSantis:
"$200K to stand next to him, $500K to smile"
"Gold bars are good, not crypto"
"The blood of virgins gives me a glow, but sip slowly"
"You still have sex? Why?"
"Sidney Powell slept in our laundry room"
"I once met Ivanka. Or was it Tiffany?" pic.twitter.com/m4GvBKdnuD

— Paul Rudnick (@PaulRudnickNY) October 27, 2023

And here’s a classic.

Franklin Graham stated Melania Trump was the "classiest First Lady" in American history. Do you mean this is classy?
Maybe low class first lady! pic.twitter.com/OiYH0i2tEV

— gderm (@l_dermody) October 25, 2023

And remember this? Fukking Creeesmuss. It’s rare that Xmas is scarier than Halloween, I’ll say that much.

Melania’s decorations were scarier— oh sorry, wrong holiday. https://t.co/iSDImAvsNt pic.twitter.com/Hr1p6f8akB

— No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen (@NoLieWithBTC) October 30, 2023

What taste. Questionable would be the kind thing to call it. Ghastly would be a more accurate descriptor.

Don't forget that he met Melania at one of Epstein's cocaine pedo parties.

As their Jesus wept. pic.twitter.com/YrKlWA0E2S

— Democracy Over Autocracy! NOTHING MORE!! (@hduverge) October 31, 2023

That stroll down memory lane should hold us for a while. How much you want to bet it will be another seven months before she allows herself to be a prop in one of Trump’s photo ops?

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