One thing that’s certain about the poorly educated, they can’t do basic arithmetic. John F. Kennedy was assassinated 60 years ago this November. He was 46 years old when it happened. So even if he managed to fake his death (and why he would do such a horrific thing is not revealed by the great MAGA “thinkers”) he would be 106 years old. That’s a tad long in the tooth. Not sure any WWII veterans are still around and that age. Plus, bear in mind that Kennedy suffered chronic pain due to his war injuries and even as a young man that was problematic. For a centurion, his problems would be debilitating, if not lethal.

The rest of the tweet reads “The general theme is that they believe JFK Jr. did not die, he faked his own death and he is working with Trump somehow and is going to come back and save the U.S. from an evil cabal. Some believe that JFK himself is potentially alive or was reincarnated. A lot has weird biblical overlaps.” Are Trump supporters nuts or just fools? 

If he’s asking my opinion, it is both.

Now if JFK were alive, I’m sure he would have a lot of questions about this era. This would be premiere amongst them.

family are not in jail.” Fixed it.

Magical thinking dominates MAGA and of course QAnon. Pure unreality is the fuel that QAnon thrives on.

Okay, class, now we’re going to play Select the Cabinet. This is premised upon the idea that Trump and JFK run on the same ticket, JFK as Trump’s VP of course. Because once you can swallow that premise, having a whale sandwich for lunch will be a breeze for you. And so will selecting their cabinet.

Secretary of State

  1. Orrin Hatch? So what if he’s dead? So’s JFK. Just play along.
  2. Kid Rock?
  3. Santa Claus? Hey, he ran against Sarah Palin, okay? He’s in politics for real. Sheesh, you guys.

Attorney General

  1. Sidney Powell? Whether she gets acquitted or not.
  2. Jeffrey Clark? It’s not that much of a joke, he was almost there the first time. 
  3. Rudy Giuliani? Now there’s the ticket. The perfect attorney general.

Secretary of Labor

  1. Ivanka Trump? She can revamp “Find Something New.”
  2. Octomom? Oh wait, not that kind of labor.
  3. Kimberly Guilfoyle. A former prosecutor turned Elvira shill has had an imitable career. She knows from work if anybody does.

Okay, you’ve got the idea. And remember, when we finish putting this game together, we create NFTs of this and we sell them to MAGA along with Donald’s trading cards and Melania’s Xmas ornaments and ripped off NASA photos.

It’s time we learn all this. This is Trump Grifting 101 and we might as well make it work for us, right?

Thank God Jackie is long gone and can’t be exposed to any of this idiocy. How the world has changed in 60 years. I positively marvel.

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  2. WOW, just WOW,

    Ursula, you have released way too much of their fictional intelligence, the Magas’ have absolutely NO, NADA, bit of common sense … The first thing that popped into my mind, reading your header, was a vision of the former, (REAL), President Kennedy, laying in a special bed, contained in a large glass tube, with many wires and tubing connected, with the intent to give him a voice of his own, even if he would have to speak into a sensitive microphone to amplify his voice for those outside to hear …

    His body, once vital, except for his back problem, would be reduced to an almost skeleton version with machines feeding him oxygen and inflating his lungs for him as well …

    Feeding him nutrients through some of that tubing …

    The sight would be horrifying at once, especially with the left side of his head missing, but, I would guess, at this time, the Magas’ are turning away from Trump, with no specific way to go from here, any really stupid ideas are up for grabs, WOW again, I wish I could sell these miss-informed cretins some of the swamp lands down in DeSantis’s state, you know, the acres of Python snakes that grow large enough to eat small deer, pets and wayward Magas’ …

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  3. I think Dianne J’s xit is probably closest to the truth. Whoever is “in charge” is likely trying to find out just how much shit americans will swallow before thinking all the q crap is just that-crap. I think it is a power trip/game to them. What it has done however is demonstrate just how many idiots there are in our country. This is displayed to the entire world and do not think for a moment our enemies aren’t taking notes AND using american ignorance against the nation. And the list of american enemies is increasing-russia, saudis, hell, almost all of the middle east, n.k., china, the list is exhaustive and growing and is not just limited to other countries: we have our very own home-grown enemies as well. The rest of the world realizes the U.S. is no longer capable of being the world’s most innovative country.

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  4. Well, if at 106 JFK is sharp enough to be Trump’s partner then WTF is Q/MAGA’s problem with Joe Biden’s age? Seriously though, despite the robust & youthful image he projected to the public JFK was physically frail and long before he became President. He had a bad bout of scarlet fever as a child and it left lifelong impact. He had bouts of other illnesses and eventually developed an autoimmune disease (Addisons) after reaching adulthood. Unlike Trump who’s daddy bribed a doctor and pulled strings to keep him OUT of the military, at JFK’s insistence his dad Joe went to bat pulling strings to get JFK IN to the service! During WWII. His back was already bad enough he flunked a draft physical. Anyone familiar with the story of PT-109 knows both the collision with the Japanese destroyer that cut JFK’s PT boat in half aggravated his back but the young Kennedy still displayed considerable heroism and aggravated it more in helping fellow crew members somehow evade capture until rescued.

    He was however in bad shape by the time he became President. He’d have been lucky to live to 70, or maybe even 60 years old given all his health problems. That’s why I find the whole RWNJ crap about JFK lurking out there ready to help the GOP so laughable. Except it isn’t funny because so many dumbass goobers out there truly believe it!

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