Another day, another Onion-esque headline. Of course it comes from a conversation on Fox News. Tonight Matt Gaetz spoke with Eric Trump. I don’t know if Matt has his own show over there now and actually it would be refreshing if he did. At least it would be honest for him to admit that hanging out on Fox News is what he actually does with his time rather than representing his Florida constituents.
Whatever Gaetz is doing on Fox, here is his epic exchange with Eric Trump. Trump’s very worried about the safety of his half-brother Barron’s underwear. I’ll let you armchair Freudians figure it out. It’s above my pay grade.
Or, maybe that’s where Daddy Donald stashed all the really incriminating data, was in Barron’s underwear drawer. Bear in mind that it was from Eric and his equally astute brother, Don Junior, that we first learned about all the heavy bankrolling coming from Russia. That’s the only reason it’s worth listening to either of them, you never know what they’ll inadvertently spill next.
Now who wants to tell Eric the Deep State secret of the day? That’s right. I got mine in the mail and I’m sure you got yours, along with your check from George Soros. Here, let’s take a moment to rip it open……….Okay, here it is: “Don’t let Eric Trump find out that Jack Smith just put cameras in his underwear drawer. It’s because Eric is such an attractive man. And his wife wants to do a documentary on that.” Oh, darn, did I let it slip? Mercy me.
Now poor Eric will never sleep well again. I guess you better get me off the Deep State mailing list. Who knows what I might blabber next.
Sorry guys. :))
Doing a little projecting are we Eric? Well, I supposed we shouldn’t be surprised. After all, ole dad had publicly voiced his obsession with boinking Eric’s sister which no doubt started when the evil spawn of Trump’s first marriage were young so winding up with a weird, disturbing spin on certain things is as I said not surprising. When you consider that, Eric having certain :familial thoughts” about his nephew and “exploring” is sick to be sure. But very Trumpy.
Who is the “nephew” you’re referring to? Barron is his half-brother, yes?
Oops. You’re right. But it Eric is projecting, Barron being his half brother makes what I postulated even worse.
You beat me to it! I was going to correct that little bit of misinformation. We are the ones who tell the truth and correct/own up to our screw ups. The other people are…well, THEM!
Oh f.f.s what is it with these people and their effing underwear drawers? What the freak do they have in them that they think anyone, let alone DOJ, would be interested? Do trump males wear little pink thongs and the females tighty whities because that is the only possible reason for anyone to have any interest in any clothing drawers these silly f*cks have and quite frankly I’m not too sure anyone is especially interested even so.
RW doper’s have delusional “thinking” skills!
Eric Trump is rummaging in Barron’s drawers looking for spare charge and a coke stash he lost somewhere at some time.
I don’t know what polls ugly Eric is referring to but his fascist father is 7 points behind Biden in today’s national polls, a lead which I think will grow exponentially when Americans realize that traitor trump is planning to pull an Adolf Hitler if he wins.
It has been noted today that several search warrants besides the one for Mar-a-Lago were issued by the DOJ in the documents case. So it may be true that places have been searched, including Trump Tower, Bedminster, or other places that Barron might have lived recently. Eric may be spilling what daddy decided not to. or didn’t know?