Stepping to the beat of a different drummer is all well and good. But when you grab the drum major’s baton, smash the drum, and then start assaulting everybody else in the parade with the band instruments, that’s something else altogether.
And that is where Donald Trump is and has been for some time now.
He’s really unravelling over this Mike Pence/Jack Smith imbroglio. He does NOT want Pence to talk to Smith, Pence will have to do so eventually, Trump knows that, and so he is simply beside himself. Here’s what that looks like.
The downward spiral into madness. Picking up big King George III vibes from the Mar-a-Lago lounge lizard. pic.twitter.com/gDZIJxCqMa
— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) February 12, 2023
A bunch of radical, woke librarians are out to get Trumpty Dumpty, you see. They want to throw him off the wall and watch his shell break. They don’t even have enough class to put down an English muffin and ham for him to land on, they just want to see him go SPLAT! — right there on the sidewalk.
Yes, friends, this is what a psychotic break with reality looks like.
The above tirade is some mish mash, splish splash, dot dash melange of right-wing talking points and even Trump can’t keep them straight and most of them were his invention in the first place. Nobody ever thought the National Archives people were radicals before, they were known merely as librarians.
And then there’s the “Weaponized Agencies” or WAAAAAA, and Trump was the first one to come up with that, too.
Marxists? Oh, puh-leeze. Trumpty couldn’t tell Karl from Groucho to save his life.
The “China funded Think Tank?” Huh? What’s Trump going to say next, that Joe Biden is publishing state secrets on fortune cookie inserts and selling them out of a food truck at lunch time?
Has anyone confirmed the constitution and declaration are still safely in their proper place?!?
Jesus tap dancing Christ on a cracker!
This whole situation is some kind of never ending nightmare and I'm fu*king ready to wake up! #TrumpIsGuilty #LockHimUp pic.twitter.com/sDBspbeSdl
— StarrsQueen (@mrsstarr2011) February 12, 2023
— Victoria-#wtpBlue (@VictoriaLAlbers) February 12, 2023
Sounds like finding his top secrets on an aide’s laptop has the old boy all flustered.
— Bill Johnson (@Bill43111) February 12, 2023
The aide’s laptop and Pence having to talk with Jack Smith. And it doesn’t help that 40 Wall Street is going under financially either. Whole lotta shakin’ goin’ on.
— Paige 🏴☠️ Ex GOP 🌻 (@ItWasACoup) February 12, 2023
Oh, Donald. If you’re looking for sympathy, try the dictionary. You’ll find it between shit and syphilis. You won’t find it here. Not with us. Not ever.
Well, it’s easy enough to understand why he and MAGAts are so upset. It says right there in the Old Testament of the Dominionist/Prosperity Gospel Bible that one day “A big orange human shaped rectum filled with shit composed of partially digested chunks of burnt steak and ‘hamberders’ will lead them.” And we have Donald Trump! (For you conservatives that come here, if you don’t like my description or your fake-gold idol, go fuck yourselves.)
Hear! Hear!!!!!!!!!
The blind leading the blind. Now…where is that ditch?
Between the image at the top, and all these twitter replies, thanks for some good laughs!
Those that loaded up on popcorn for the game, hopefully have enough to handle the neck-breaking speed of Trump’s deflation to a con facing the music in a court situation he can’t escape … If he does NOT implode first, the show will go on as he NOW has a very large book to be thrown at him, NOBODY is above the laws of our Nation, the REALLY BIG show is ready to start … get comfortable … BOOM!!
He’s like a balloon, (damn Chinese ), that got inflated by hot air and then was released without being tied off. It darts around deflating and making a fart noise. Poor baby huey.
Actuallly, Geirge III had moments much saner than anything Trump** ever did. Consider his remark about George Washington and the peaceful transfer of power.
Trump is screwed and he knows it ….LOL