Melania Calls Stormy ‘Porn Hoooker’ She Should Know

This is too funny. Once again, Melania’s former BFF Stefanie Winston-Wolkoff has dropped a bombshell on the real Melania. She reveals that Melania was jealous when she heard about Stormy and Donald. But not the way you think. No, Melania was jealous because the “porn hoooker” got a photo shoot with Vogue. That makes perfect sense. I’m sure it rankles Melania something fierce that every other First Lady in recent history has been on the cover of Vogue except for her. I’m also amused that she calls Stormy a “porn hoooker” considering the covers of the rags that she herself has graced.

Melania was a nude model and probably a porn hooker herself.🤣😂🤣 She's so laughable.

— NYArtistRoseSerrano🎨🖌 (@RoseSer38526924) April 14, 2024

Say what you will about Stormy, she does not:

1. Claim to speak six languages;
2. Claim to have a degree in architecture;
3. Claim to have won a beauty contest that she didn’t win;
4. Cop haughty airs about other women who pose nude or do sexualized photos (like Melania.)
5. Claim to be in love with Donald Trump when she’s not.

And personally, I don’t find it the least bit odd that Melania didn’t mention Donald because that part of it she probably doesn’t care about. Look on Melania’s side of things: the more women Donald is with the less he’ll bug her, right? So great, let him go after anybody he wants and be getting plenty elsewhere because then it’s less work and hassle for her. I truly believe that these two are about as “married” as many aristocratic couples in history have been, meaning that the two families are joined together for whatever monetary purposes, an heir is produced and then everybody goes their own way with their own lovers.

What’s also comical is that if the situation were reversed, Stormy would probably be freely admitting all this because brutal candor is one of her charms. Melania is still trying to cover up the fact that she’s an ignorant, phony ass wench and trying to pretend that she was quite somebody in modeling. Wrong.

“I’m not only a beauty, I’m smart. I have brains. I’m intelligent,” Melania told DuJour in an interview in 2015.

She continues: “To be married to my husband, to someone successful as he is, he needs somebody who will tell him the truth. Somebody smart, you know. It’s not just like I’m there and I’m just doing things for him. People say I’m not on the campaign, [but] I’m very involved from home.” She may DVR Empire (which she calls “interesting, something for fun”), but nightly she’s glued to CNN or Fox News. “I like to know exactly what’s going on,” she says. “I give a lot of advice to my husband and tell him how it is and how I see it. I’m not backing off. I tell him the truth.” She also reveals that she’s the one in the family who has his ear. “After a speech, the kids are calling me—Ivanka, [his] sons—saying, ‘Call dad and tell him this and that. He’s listening to you.’ They know I would talk to him and put him in the right direction. Sometimes he does, and sometimes he doesn’t. He will decide what he does.”

I doubt if Ivanka or Junior call Melania to say anything. And I could be wrong. My sense of things is that they consider their step mother an ornament. But who knows? Maybe they think she’s terrific and seek out her counsel continuously.

We shall see if Melania shows up to court with Donald tomorrow. I would not hold my breath if I were you. After all, she made zero appearances when Trump was arrested and booked four times, she made zero appearances during the E. Jean Carroll and Trump Organization trials and so if she did make an appearance tomorrow, it would be totally out of character. But who knows? Donald may have been saving money so that he can afford to have her show up at least for a few hours. There are a lot of couches at Mar-a-Lago, maybe he had Walt go through them all and collect the change.