Trumpty must have dropped his MyPillow and fallen out of bed on his head. He was not looking good in South Dakota last night. And his commentary was off the walls. It can only be assumed that since he was in a deep red state, amongst his cult members, that he felt safe and just let the improvisation go anywhere — assuming it was improvisation. Maybe he scripted this in advance, in which case we have to wonder if his aides are out to sink him or not.
He starts out here giving real estate advice to Kim Jong-Un and makes the comment, “You don’t have to live how you’re living.” How he’s living? The guy’s got more money than Trump and he’s the military dictator of an entire country. He’s living just fine. He wants for nothing. But Trump talks like Kim is some pauper that needs investment advice. This is a first, even for Trump.
Trump: I said to Kim Jong un, you have the most beautiful shoreline. Think of it. You between China, Russia. And South Korea. Look at the beautiful shore— you could have the most beautiful condos pic.twitter.com/wQRZ5F08yV
— Acyn (@Acyn) September 9, 2023
I think it’s a swell idea. Think of it now, North Korea, beach resort capital of the world. 86% humidity in the summer, sounds refreshing, doesn’t it? And then those winter winds that blow down from Siberia make it the perfect place to stroll on the beach Christmas caroling. Let’s book a tour, all of us, shall we?
This next one is bonkers. It defies description.
What unholy cult hell is this?pic.twitter.com/aexj4uOrru
— Scottacular (@Scottcrates) September 9, 2023
Here’s his usual diss of the DOJ, FBI, powers that be. But what strikes me is that one theme is repeating over and over again and that is that Trump is a martyr. He ran for you, he governed for you, now he’s getting crucified legally for you. I honestly believe that’s the lie he has to tell himself, that he’s really some great guy, a veritable saint and he did it all for the people.
Trump calls on Senate Republicans to defund the DOJ and prosecutors investigating him pic.twitter.com/29H7MDPzcK
— Acyn (@Acyn) September 9, 2023
And this is just plain reckless and irresponsible. This is the GOP candidate advising a shut down of the government. This is why the serious financial people of the world are downgrading our credit ratings. Not because we’re not a wealthy nation, but because we’re an unstable one, electing the worse idiots in the country to our House and Senate.
Trump: This is like a military invasion.. I'm calling on congressional Republicans to ban Joe Biden from using a single tax dollar to release a resettled illegal aliens into the United States starting on the government funding deadlinec pic.twitter.com/8xjcKN3J99
— Acyn (@Acyn) September 9, 2023
This next is sheer gibberish. Either these people are totally brain dead and know nothing at all about how life works — which I suspect is the case — or they simply don’t care what he says. They’ll believe anything, do anything. It is a cult after all.
Trump: 91 fake and phony charges. 91.. How many charges are they? But we're going to ask for dismissals of a lot of it. The Republicans in the Senate and in the House cannot let this go on pic.twitter.com/UL4HGAONq0
— Acyn (@Acyn) September 9, 2023
This is the last one I’m putting up. It’s interesting for the reason that he trashes DeSantis here. Good. Because DeSantis may possibly end up on the top of the ticket and if MAGA decides to stay home and sulk, all the better for the Democrats, right?
According to this, DeSantis is with the communists. Also: I don’t watch him, he’s gone so low in the polls. I’m not really watching him pic.twitter.com/ZXl5LnX2vS
— Acyn (@Acyn) September 9, 2023
“I don’t watch him but I know he’s with the communists. Because I don’t watch every move he makes.”
Trump is right about one thing, it’s not over until it’s over. And he hasn’t seen what will happen with the 14th Amendment “trick.”
Yogi the great philosopher…I’m having deja vu all over again. What’s with the hushed sing song delivery? I thought Pat Robertson was dead as a door nail. Maybe it’s because he’s telling imaginary bedtime stories to the adult toddlers that sit in rapture over the Dairy Queen King. Don’t worry about those electric tanks donny boy. You need to practice picking up the soap in the shower without exposing your massive flanks, which attracts predators. Focus on survival skills such as keeping your cakehole shut. Start with 30seconds and work your way up to zen master ability. Otherwise your mouth will cash checks your arse can’t cover. A recipe for disaster in the state pen. Yogi could confuse sayings but at least he didn’t have to take a golf cart around the bases. An electric cart by the way.
Never was a Yankees fan but if one loved baseball even people on teams you didn’t like were familiar. And Yogi was colorful to say the least. My favorite expression from him is “You gotta concentrate Mick! Ninety percent of hitting is half-mental.” WTF? Makes no sense, which is why it applies to how Trump is unable to think ocherently.
I guarantee you, should former guy be placed in a penal institution, he will not be in the general population nor will he be showering with other inmates.
The visual of The Donald learning to pick up the soap in the shower in prison made me laugh out loud! Let’s face it, the soap isn’t going to save him, whether he drops it on the shower floor or not. The sickos will find him…unless he’s in solitary confinement (for his own protection). And that would drive him even more bonkers, not having an audience to whine to!
He looks completely wasted. Not storming the belfry today? I’m sure some of those attending this fiasco, find this entertaining!
Denis.
Sometimes Yogi made a lot of sense.
There’s a Yogi magnet on my fridge.
It says, “The future’s not what it used to be”.
It doesn’t get any truer or sadder than that.
Linda