WLB Trump Complains About Microphone Says He Won’t Pay The Contractor

October 12, 2023

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Whiny Little B(rhymes with “ditch”) and world class chiseler Dotard Drumpf ranted last night in Palm Beach Florida about the quality of the microphone provided for the event, calling it the “worst microphone I’ve ever had” and, sounding like he’s gargling gravel, vowed he would not pay the contractor who set up the event.

Uh, idiot, the mic seems to be functioning perfectly, perhaps if you hadn’t spent the last fortnight haranguing, complaining and generally trying to replicate your personal hero Adolph Hitler’s speaking tone, volume and pitch on every subject from bathroom fixtures to Joe Biden’s love for his son your voice wouldn’t sound like a Waring Blender trying to produce a smoothie from a double fistful of ball bearings.

Any excuse not to pay your bills.

The good folks at Biden-Harris HQ reported on this on Twitter and their followers provided appropriate distain.

For those who have Xed the bird there does not seem to be a clip of this on YouTube yet, but here is one from 2020 where he lodges a similar complaint (tho there does seem to be an actual malfunction in this case.)

The replies:

OMG this is priceless and fucking HILARIOUS!! That’s how he really sounds 😂😂😂😂😂

— lokimed (@lokimed_eth16) October 12, 2023

My thought exactly, lokimed.

Turn off the Mic!

— Billy Snider (@sniderstyle) October 12, 2023

Please.

It could be the best microphone in the world — and Trump still wouldn’t pay the contractors. pic.twitter.com/dlitpxzw8U

— Orwell’s Ghost (@planterspunch7) October 12, 2023

Yup.

No one is listening to him and he blames it on the microphone. 😂 pic.twitter.com/Hjow4TmVTI

— Wilbur Turner 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ (@queergranddad) October 12, 2023

🤣🤣🤣

Anger like this is a sign of dementia.

— Chris D. Jackson (@ChrisDJackson) October 12, 2023

Ya think?

delvehttps://t.co/R8IGn5r3P8

— Eric (@Ericjustwork) October 12, 2023

😆
That sound you hear is me whipping out my Mastercard.

Since when did trump start paying bills for ANYTHING?

— CONVICT TRUMP & LOCK THEM UP! (@Christo12919382) October 12, 2023

Yup.

Uh-oh…somebody is getting low on cash.

— BLUEinGA (@BlueCrewInGA) October 12, 2023

🤞 🤞 🤞

He never pays for anything. He continually stiffs people that do work for him. It’s kind of like taking something and not paying for it…… like shoplifting. And you all know how trump thinks how shoplifters should be dealt with.

— Alberta Hunt 🇺🇲 (@Albertahunt1950) October 12, 2023

💯

Audience is not responding as he thinks they should so of course he blames the mic as if they can't hear him.

— Dem DogMom (@pubcav) October 12, 2023

😆 “Is this thing working?”