Gump never feel too dumb because, his Momma always told him “stupid is as stupid does”   Gump   Weird Al Yankovic

You gotta admit that fits Traitor Tot to a tee. It’s all over in NY-03. The Democrat Tom Suozzi won the election by 8 points over the GOP Trombie Pi;ip. Biden wond the district by 8 in 2020, and Santos won it by 8 in 2022. The question of which way the wind was blowing was answered tonight.

But because there can’t be anything in the GOP these days that doesn’t have to have Traitor Tot’s stubby little fingerprints all over it, Trump was a major factor in this election tonight. In fact, he’s cashing in a daily double ticket for political stupidity.

Here’s why. Cast your mind all the way back to 2020. Covid was raging, and the November election was going to be different from anything that had ever come before. The GOP had spent more than a decade, in multiple states cultivating the benefits of early in person and absentee balloting by mail. It was specifically geared towards older and less mobile voters, and it worked. the GOP was competitive in critical swing states in early voting.

But Trump was behind in the polls, and he needed a scapegoat, since Trump can’t lose! And the scapegoat that Trump chose was early balloting, and especially absentee and mail in balloting. Because the ballots left the polling place, they were ripe for fraud. Election day voting became the badge of honor for the MAGAt’s, and they got slaughtered in swing districts in 2020 and 2022. But it remains as the official MAGA doctrine.

Will wonders never cease? Today was special election day in NY-03, and Manhattan got hit with a snowstorm that dropped 13″ in 18 hours. Suozzi literally buried Pilip in early and mail in voting, and she never recovered. And so, Mr. Only vote on election day! man, stand up and take a bow fool!

And now on to the second race of the Daily Double. We all know that El Pendejo Presidente is nothing if not transactional. And as such, he knows that one of his best features to rile up his racist, bargain basement base is the invading brown horde at the border. And Traitor Tot needs all the help he can get.

With the sleazy mechanizations of Trombie scumbags like Pissantis and Abbott running a forced intrastate deportation of migrants from the border, nowhere is more on the cutting edge of the crisis than New York. They have seen a huge influx of forced migrants coming onto town, and it’s a well publicized problem.

According to exit polling immigration was one of the top three issues motivating voters going to the polls today. But unfortunately for the GOP, residents of Long Island aren’t quite as reliant on FUX News as in deep red states. And the immigration problem is a whole lot more personal for the people of New York.

Suozzi made a brilliant tactical decision. In a state like New York, where abortion rights are as safe as houses, and as a result would have a limited punch, Suozzi pivoted. He immediately approved of the Senate bipartisan immigration bill, and campaigned on the fact that he would vote for it. Pilip on the other hand endorsed Traitor Tot’s line of trashing the deal, and said she would vote against it. Make no mistake, Pilip really needed that immigration vote to go her way, but exit polling shows it went against her.

And so, for the second time in one cycle, hey!, Mango Mental Midget! For being so stupid, petulant, and impatient as to trash the popular Senate bipartisan immigration bill before the critical NY-03 election, which you could have easily waited for, and as a result costing your party a seat they really couldn’t afford to lose, Stand up and take a bow, fool!

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13 COMMENTS

  1. DON THE CON is indeed terrible at picking political candidates & strategies. The only thing he seems to be able to sell with his pack of lies is himself to idiots who apparently are addled by conspiracy theories or just have a really low bar for their vote. But the real reason DON THE CON is so incompetent & unable to learn anything is due to his low IQ. He has never had much ability to learn or much use for reading. He literally got through school because his older sister did all of his homework for him.

    I spent the majority of my adult life as a special education teacher, working with students with learning disabilities… & I can identify someone with those problems pretty easily. I know what to look for… & DON THE CON’S extremely limited vocabulary & lack of critical thinking skills are sure signs. My suspicions were proven accurate when I found some information about an IQ test young Donald had taken as a teenager in the military school his father sent him to. It indicated that Trump’s IQ score was a mere 73.

    As a special education teacher, I am acquainted with how to read IQ scores & what they mean relative to a student’s abilities. A score of 70 & below is the range that indicates Mental retardation. A score of 73, such as Trump’s represents a person with borderline intellectual functioning & very limited ability to learn or understand broad areas of knowledge. They are also very limited critical thinking skills which is important for the majority of people to direct their own life & is certainly of dire importance for someone making decisions for a country, in a high office like a President. It is extremely important that the general public find out that Donald Trump’s IQ score in only 3 points above the cut off mark which indicates mental retardation & there is no way he is competent to serve in any government position.

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    • How could Fred Trump, who actually WAS good at business/making money, think donald was capable of anything more than perhaps tying his own shoes? WTF was he thinking? Did his son’s evil behavior even as a child make him think that somehow there must be a tiny gleam of intelligence? A question for the ages I guess.

      • Donny Boy wasn’t Fred’s actual choice, he was as it turns out his only option to keep his real estate empire a purely family business. Fred was a racist piece of shit who would screw over anyone for a buck and for all the faults he saw in him Donald was the only child that was just as bad as him and had ambition bordering on zealotry to take over when the time came. Fred was well award of Donald’s considerable shortcomings but in the end he really didn’t have much choice but to go with who he did.

  2. Here’s to hoping this is a sign of good things to come…finally. Yes, I still worry because of the lack of anything approaching intelligence in much of the U.S. population, but regardless this is a good sign. Anytime a ‘pube is removed from office AND a dem wins that office, it’s a good thing.

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  3. It’s time for Joe to come out strongly on the fact that the Republican sheep, under trump’s orders, killed the immigration bill. He isn’t getting any help from either WAPO or the NYT who have become bothsiderism rags. He needs to put out powerful ads all over the country on TV actually showing what these cowardly fascists have done. He also needs to finally dump Garland who has done such a weak and terrible job he could cost Biden the presidency. The Hur report was the final straw! If we had had a firebrand AG in place from the start trump and half the congress would be in jail by now and Joe’s reelection would be assured.

  4. It’s time for Joe to come out strongly on the fact that the Republican sheep, under trump’s orders, killed the immigration bill. He isn’t getting any help from either WAPO or the NYT who have become bothsiderism rags. He needs to put out powerful ads all over the country on TV actually showing what these cowardly fascists have done. He also needs to finally dump Garland who has done such a weak and terrible job he could cost Biden the presidency. The Hur report was the final straw! If we had had a firebrand AG in place from the start trump and half the congress would be in jail by now and Joe’s reelection would be assured.

  5. This is a war for the survival of democracy, inclusion, truth, social justice, a democratic Europe, gender equality, reversal of a climate crisis, and common decency. This is no time for cowardice.

  6. While the Mango Maniac blame Mazie Pilip’s loss on her neither invoking his name nor seeking his endorsement, he actually played a big part in the election: his BS Social post urging GOP rejection of the bipartisan-negotiated border legislation a week before the election day was another instance of GOOD timing, and the House MAGAts falling in line sealed the deal. The prominent Suozzi ads in electronic media rotation went from lambasting Pilip’s abortion stand to supporting the aborted border deal without specifically mentioning it.

    When I first heard the election called for Suozzi, I said four words I never thought I’d say:

    THANK YOU, DONALD TRUMP

    and will likely NEVER say again!

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