I guess no one has bothered telling Ted Nugent that excepting for a small crowd of retrograde MAGA asswipes assembled to celebrate the Orangeutan and the 30th anniversary of the demise of his fellow child molester David Koresh, calling a celebrated husband, father and champion of democracy a “homosexual” in 2023 is not exactly the dis he and his fellow MAGA idiots seem to think it is.
But you can still be arrested in most states for sleeping with 13 year olds of either gender, Motor City Mad-mouth…
Reminder that Ted Nugent has a song called "Jailbait" that has the lyrics "Well, I don't care if you're just thirteen/You look too good to be true" and in his Behind the Music documentary, the narrator said he admitted to being with underage girls. https://t.co/mOpU0cAsSI
— Eric Michael Garcia (@EricMGarcia) January 1, 2020
Our friend Ron Filipowski has the video… and the hilarious responses 😂😂🤣…
Ted must be on Putin's side, as Donald is.
— Thomas E. Ricks (@tomricks1) March 25, 2023
Obviously.
You know your campaign is over when Ted Nugent is a guest speaker at your rally.
— Kevin ☕️🎶 (@KevinSixx13) March 25, 2023
Yup
Unlike Ted Nugent, President Zelenskyy was a successful entertainer.
— Jack'sHouse🇺🇦✡️OfPancakes (@RegimeChangeInc) March 25, 2023
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Mister “I crapped in my pants for a week so I wouldn’t have to go to Vietnam” isn’t entitled to an opinion about conflicts anymore.
— Wheelman (@MrTeamster) March 25, 2023
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I want my money back for all Trump's Golf trips.
I want my money back for all the trips overseas for his kids to grift foreign countries.Not enough Twitter characters to address Trump's and his family's endless scams and grifts. How much of our money did Trump & Co waste/steal?
— Robin (@VineyardRobin) March 25, 2023
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🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/NJMzwistTx
— Bridget D 🍄🐶🐱🐾 (@ZoeyCatBell) March 25, 2023
Yup
How much does he want to shut up?
— Ed Hall (@EdHall23) March 25, 2023
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The saddest part of all of this is that these are Americans.
— Carson West (@CarmenW78321492) March 25, 2023
Yup
Ted is saying he only wants his money to go to child-molesting weirdos
— 🎥_🎬 💙🌻😶🌫️😶😑😐😉🙃 (@MovieEv) March 25, 2023
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Isolationism, xenophobia, and homophobia all rolled into one.
Ned Nugent has it all!— Weshet Seme (@YewishetiSimi) March 25, 2023
A veritable tour de farce.
Teddy, bruh. Have someone explain what the phrase “jumped the shark” means.
And then look in the mirror for an example.
— Bob the Atheist💙💙💙 (@realityismybff) March 25, 2023
Please.
I guess Adele must have been busy 😉
— Chevron 🇺🇦🌈🌊 (@lachevron) March 25, 2023
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He hasn’t played to as many people as there are at this rally since 1977 and that was when he was the opening act for KISS.
— GoTITANSgO!! (@ukJONky) March 25, 2023
Yup
I don’t really care what you think about Ukraine, Ted, and neither do most right thinking Americans.
Please, just shut up and go… away.
He must have Cat Scratch Fever! Hey teddy…you know there are still some animals out there you haven’t killed…get with it boy!
It’s telling when the biggest names at the rally, other than the former guy, are Nugent, Lindell, Gaetz, MTG, and Greg Abbott.
Who?
exactly. lmao
All founding members of Asshole R Us with the motto we are the dumb fucks and we are proud.
I’m not sure Abbott was even there. But
nugent calling anyone a homo is rich but especially Ukraine’s President who is actually in the danger zone often during this unwarranted attack by putie. nugent on the other hand did not change his panties for the entire time he was in the military. It wasn’t long which was the point of his faggy behavior. A piss-ant coward like nugent should STFU-he’d have much more credibility.
Why isn’t this asswipe dead or in prison? He should not be sucking air with the rest of us.
Just ask Teddy why his first wife killed herself.
Many are not aware that in the middle 70’s after teddy proved himself an asshole by firing everyone in the Amboy Dukes, his wife at the time who was a very nice lady, got in her two seat Mercedes and then hit an easily avoidable telephone pole at over 100 mph….
Suicide is painless….
It’s really pretty embarrassing that a shit show like the one featured here has anyone in this country paying any attention to it in a serious way. I can honestly say I never cared much for Nugent when he actually had some relevance in rock music although I did like Stranglehold. His ‘I’m fucking insane’ schtick was all too real in retrospect. I guess it makes sense that he would gravitate to a bunch of malcontents and ne’er do wells in his decline.
I used to dig teddy’s music. He had a wicked story. Started out at like fifteen or around there recording and jamming with some of the greats. Stranglehold is arguably the best rock song of the ages. But I think as what happens with all of them. Fame and fortune went to his head. There was a minute or two when he was hanging with Fred Bear but that didn’t last and after that he went straight south. To bad really because few people could pick a guitar like he could.