I guess no one has bothered telling Ted Nugent that excepting for a small crowd of retrograde MAGA asswipes assembled to celebrate the Orangeutan and the 30th anniversary of the demise of his fellow child molester David Koresh, calling a celebrated husband, father and champion of democracy a “homosexual” in 2023 is not exactly the dis he and his fellow MAGA idiots seem to think it is.
But you can still be arrested in most states for sleeping with 13 year olds of either gender, Motor City Mad-mouth…
Reminder that Ted Nugent has a song called "Jailbait" that has the lyrics "Well, I don't care if you're just thirteen/You look too good to be true" and in his Behind the Music documentary, the narrator said he admitted to being with underage girls. https://t.co/mOpU0cAsSI
— Eric Michael Garcia (@EricMGarcia) January 1, 2020
Our friend Ron Filipowski has the video… and the hilarious responses 😂😂🤣…
Ted must be on Putin's side, as Donald is.
— Thomas E. Ricks (@tomricks1) March 25, 2023
You know your campaign is over when Ted Nugent is a guest speaker at your rally.
— Kevin ☕️🎶 (@KevinSixx13) March 25, 2023
Unlike Ted Nugent, President Zelenskyy was a successful entertainer.
— Jack'sHouse🇺🇦✡️OfPancakes (@RegimeChangeInc) March 25, 2023
Mister “I crapped in my pants for a week so I wouldn’t have to go to Vietnam” isn’t entitled to an opinion about conflicts anymore.
— Wheelman (@MrTeamster) March 25, 2023
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I want my money back for all Trump's Golf trips.
I want my money back for all the trips overseas for his kids to grift foreign countries.
Not enough Twitter characters to address Trump's and his family's endless scams and grifts. How much of our money did Trump & Co waste/steal?
— Robin (@VineyardRobin) March 25, 2023
— Bridget D 🍄🐶🐱🐾 (@ZoeyCatBell) March 25, 2023
How much does he want to shut up?
— Ed Hall (@EdHall23) March 25, 2023
The saddest part of all of this is that these are Americans.
— Carson West (@CarmenW78321492) March 25, 2023
Ted is saying he only wants his money to go to child-molesting weirdos
— 🎥_🎬 💙🌻😶🌫️😶😑😐😉🙃 (@MovieEv) March 25, 2023
Isolationism, xenophobia, and homophobia all rolled into one.
Ned Nugent has it all!
— Weshet Seme (@YewishetiSimi) March 25, 2023
A veritable tour de farce.
Teddy, bruh. Have someone explain what the phrase “jumped the shark” means.
And then look in the mirror for an example.
— Bob the Atheist💙💙💙 (@realityismybff) March 25, 2023
I guess Adele must have been busy 😉
— Chevron 🇺🇦🌈🌊 (@lachevron) March 25, 2023
He hasn’t played to as many people as there are at this rally since 1977 and that was when he was the opening act for KISS.
— GoTITANSgO!! (@ukJONky) March 25, 2023
I don’t really care what you think about Ukraine, Ted, and neither do most right thinking Americans.
Please, just shut up and go… away.