“Monday Monday, can’t trust that day.” — Mamas and the Papas

This is the first day of another Trump-centric week, which will feature the MAGA cult leader running away, successfully, from the first GOP debate and being unable to run away from a mugshot and a weigh-in, which will occur before high noon on August 25. He’ll probably fundraise off the mugshot and say that the weigh-in was rigged, how much you want to bet?

Trump woke up in a simply awful mood as was evidenced by his all-caps meltdown. Going into all-caps the minute your eyes are open is not a good sign.

“ARRGGHHHH!! I have to be an adult! I have to face the consequences of my actions! No fair! No fair!”

And Trump did say that very thing just the other day, how unfair and awful all this was.

Why they give money to a guy who claims to be worth $2.5 billion is a wonder to me, but then this whole Trump phenomenon is a wonder to me.

Trump is also claiming that he’s got presidential immunity — again — and none other than George Conway shot that down. Conway posted his theory on Truth Social. This is Raw Story’s synopsis.

“Sorry about the four criminal indictments, and about the civil rape case you lost to my friend E. Jean Carroll,” Conway posted on his Truth Social account, tagging the former president.

“I know you’re still real mad at me for finding E. Jean the lawyer she hired to sue you, and about my telling everyone you’re a narcissistic psychopath and stuff,” Conway added. “But I can help you on this presidential immunity thing, ‘cause it happens that I know a little about it. You can actually save some of the money you scammed off your supporters and have been using to pay your legal bills.”

Conway reminded the former president that he had written the U.S. Supreme Court brief in 1997 that won Paula Jones the right to sue then-president Bill Clinton, and which the court repeatedly cited four years ago when it ruled that Trump had to comply with grand jury subpoenas issued by the Manhattan district attorney’s office.

“I know you’re really busy with all the criminal cases and had to skip the debate and don’t like to read much, so I’ll cut to the TL;DR here,” Conway said, using the online abbreviation for “too long, didn’t read.” “Which is that, apart from the fact that you’re no longer president – I know you hate to hear it, but you did lose to Sleepy Joe [Biden] and you know it! – you’re gonna lose a presidential immunity argument in Georgia for the same reason Clinton lost to Jones and you lost to the Manhattan DA, which also happens to be the same reason why you weren’t (and still aren’t!) immune from being sued for raping and defaming E. Jean.”

“You see, when you did all the bad things you did, you weren’t acting within what the Supreme Court calls ‘the outer perimeter’ of your official duties and responsibilities as president,” Conway wrote. “(I know ‘perimeter’ is a big word for you; think of it as acting like a property line in real estate. Or maybe Vanky can explain it for you?) Turns out that (like the Supreme Court told you!) presidents aren’t above the law!”

“And not only were you not acting within the Outer Perimeter of Your Official Responsibilities, you were doing the OPPOSITE of what those Very Important Responsibilities required,” Conway continued, using some of Trump’s characteristic rhetorical flourishes. “PRESIDENTS ARE SUPPOSED TO STOP COUPS, NOT LEAD THEM!!!!”

“Anyway, hope this little explainer helps,” he added. “(I used those Initial Caps and ALL CAPS and exclamation points just for YOU!!) P.S. Have fun at the Fulton County Jail this week. Hope you’ve been staying off the hamberders for the big mug shot and weigh-in!!”

My instinct is that the mugshot and the weigh-in are what’s freaking Trump out. And the fingerprinting, although these days it’s done with glass and not black ink. But he won’t like any of it. He’s going to be treated like a common criminal — and that’s because he is just that.

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8 COMMENTS

  1. Nice little primer Conway provides former guy although there are more big words needing explaining-trump is not very intelligent which added to his dislike (more like inability) of reading will mean 75% of the primer is over donny’s little head.

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  2. Nicely done, George Conway! I’ll bet there was ketchup streaming down the walls at Mar-a-Large-o!! LOL …Put his F’n ass in jail already, geeeezzzzz!!!!! :/

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  3. Just because Traitor Tot cheated to become an illegitimate squatter in our White House is no reason he should not be treated just like any other criminal! He should have been rotting in jail waiting for his trial! If any of us had committed the crimes that Traitor Tot has committed, do you think we would be free on bail? Not bloody likely as our British friends would say! Traitor Tot needs to be indicted, arrested, and sitting in prison awaiting his trial, inevitable conviction, and execution for Treason!!

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  4. I’m not sure what “80%” thinks Trumpy is being treated “unfairly” unless it was the 80% who feel he’s being treated unfairly when compared to the 99.99% of the rest of the people who would be sitting in jail, waiting for their various trials, instead of being allowed to keep spewing his crap on the road.

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