So, y’all have seemed to enjoy hearing about the Trump emails I cover for you. Being on Trump’s email list and reading/writing about them is the cross that I bear for each and every one of you (Payments can be sent to Venmo @Jason-Miciak, kidding… mostly). There is, however, some serious entertainment value to these emails. Think about the chance to sit and see Nirvana Unplugged live (Time machine required), one of the greatest single tape recordings ever made. Trump is the same thing. The greatest carnival barker snake oil salesman in the history of this solar system is sending stuff to you daily, almost hourly. It’s invaluable in some ways.
Today’s topic this afternoon is that the “mainstream media” lies and lies and lies about him. I’ve always scratched my head about this. Fox News is the most-watched cable news program and the most-watched cable channel other than ESPN and a few others. How is Fox not “mainstream”? Never mind. “Mainstream” is anything that is explicitly conservative. MSNBC’s night lineup is unapologetically liberal, but they’re still included in mainstream media. Wanna bet?
Where was I? Trump’s email! Lies! Lies…Â And, I don’t know who decides which to bold, which to color, which to… but whoever it is, sucks! So with that, herewith, today’s afternoon email (Links work, if you dare)
Friend,
Have you noticed that the Radical Left only spreads FALSE NARRATIVES about our Party and me?
** Nope, I hadn’t noticed that at all.
THEY LIE. LIE. LIE.
** Then you should get along swimmingly.
– They are attacking my 2024 Campaign
– They helped perpetuate the unconstitutional raid on Mar-a-Lago.
The Mainstream Media, their Democrat partners, the RINOs and the establishment spent YEARS lying about me to the American People, and it turns out I was RIGHT all along. I’ve received NO apologies, NO retractions, nothing.
I know YOU always believed in me and will ALWAYS stand with me, so I’m calling on you now to step up and publicly show your support by completing my Official Presidential Media Survey.
Now he’s lying – which is the guy he’s always been. He has received retractions. He got a big one from CNN, reporting about a Russian banking partner in 2017, and CNN paid for it, costing three journalists their jobs and the consequences verberated across the media landscape. The point is, of course, that when major news media does get something wrong, they will be issuing retractions. The fact that Trump is demanding retractions for dozens or hundreds and accusations and none are being granted means that he’s the one who is lying.
Who would’ve thought?
You are then allowed to take part in Trump’s survey. Guess what the question is? GUESS!
DO YOU AGREE THAT THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA IS CORRUPT?
That’s right, motherfffffff, this guy wants to know if YOU think the media is corrupt. This is the same person who, warned by about 431,382 people about both breaking the law with the insurrection and by keeping the files, wants to know if you think that the media is corrupt!
And the coolest part? You get to donate money to Trump to tell him if you believe the media is corrupt. This is Nirvana stuff, man, you gotta get in on it. They don’t make people like Trump every day. Indeed, there’s only been one Trump and the email is the way to watch him because you don’t have to open it unless you are in the mood! He won’t live forever… at least… it doesn’t really seem like it… Sometimes it does… never mind. Read at your leisure.
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[email protected], @JasonMiciak, SUBSTACK: INEPT GOP HIGHLIGHTS PELOSI’S GENIUS TO COUNTRY
It Smells Like Teen Spirit ends with:
A denial. A denial. A denial. A denial. A denial. A denial. A denial. A denial. A denial.
Any questions?
As Don McClean said in Vincent: This world was never meant for one as beautiful as you. RIP Kurt.