Remember a 1972 movie, “Ben” where a lonely little boy befriends a rat, and the rat has a lot of buddies? How about a 2019 version where a lost GOP befriends a rat and puts it at the top of it’s ticket?
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In anticipation of such an epic, we have penned the lyrics to the theme song. For the melody, sung by Michael Jackson, and appropriate images, see the video below.
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Fake news says I’m GOPs perfect prize
Racist, woman hating, full of lies,
With the White House as my home,
and Hate my megaphone,
the country will soon know, just how low I can go.
Refrain: Hannity, Fox TV, John McCain’s haunting me
Democrats are all over the place
Talking policy instead of race
Social issues are no fun
Who gives a shit ’bout guns
We need totalitarian
And I am just the one
Second refrain: I always say I and me, losers say us and we
I hear them say I won’t win again
They say I don’t have a single friend
They don’t have the base I do
The country’s split in two
It can’t be fixed with glue
Democracy is screwed
I’m morally bankrupt
The White House is a dump
Infested with the Trumps
With Trumps…..
This is so good!??
I thought of doing a Ben parody about Trump a while back. The image I had in mind at that time was more like a take off on The Fly, where the soul of a rat would be transferred into Donald Trump’s body. Then this hashtag came up this week and I thought, this is it. I’ll do it this way.
You are so talented.
(blushes and paws the ground) Aw, shucks….
You are!
Yay!!!!! Good job!!!
God knows we need a laugh. My personal take on Trump is that he’s becoming progressively unglued. To go from The Squad to Cummings to Al Sharpton? Seriously? The man is sick.
I want to know what is going on with the air conditioning system, it seems to be a national emergency!
I’m missing something. Who has an issue with their A/C? Besides me?
trump has been in a tizzy, he is blaming President Obama for the faulty air conditioning system. The only problem, is that trump had it installed.
Oh, noes! Is Trump not comfy enough? Oh, how saddz!
This is VERY important! Haw dare you make fun of this.???
I’m going to research it immediately. Maybe there’s another parody in it.
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Believe me, there’s ALWAYS another parody in it.
One thing I will guarantee now: When this shitshow is over, many movies will be made and at least a few of them will be black comedies. This idiocy is begging for a black comedy treatment.
First, we have to permanently dispose of this RAT and his ratpack, indict them, then confine them to a labyrinth and have them wander around in it for the rest of their natural lives.
Okay,
1) Blame those Chinese A/C’s
2) There is no global warming. What is he talking about?
They’re both Chinese hoaxes, climate change and the White House air conditioners.
Do have a point there that I totally missed. Touche.LOL
I have never heard of this movie, and to be honest even though I’ve read the wikipedia page and watched the trailer I’m still not convinced it’s real.
What do you mean, “real?” It’s a horror film. It was at the movies and Michael Jackson’s song was a big hit on the radio.
you should share this with Randy Rainbow! He would do something so spectacular with it