Trumpty Dumpty is out on the campaign trail in Florida tonight. He gave a speech at the Lincoln Reagan dinner at Fort Myers and then he dropped by a pizza parlor to interact with his adoring fans. Turns out, even MAGAs have standards, whodda thot?
Trump was passing around pieces of pepperoni pizza to the adoring crowd when a thought struck him. How about he gives a piece of pizza that he’s already bitten out of to a lucky MAGA? As a prize, maybe even a cherished momento to take home and bronze?
Actually, I’m surprised he offered to give his leftovers away. I would have thought that he would have tried to sell anything his sacred lips had touched. Wait a couple of months. His God-complex will have risen to that point, but maybe not yet tonight.
Trump stopped at a pizza place tonight after giving a speech in Fort Myers and handed out slices to supporters. He then took a bite out of a slice of pepperoni pizza and said, “Does anybody want a piece that I’ve eaten?” pic.twitter.com/KoZYAzuhma
— Kate Sullivan (@KateSullivanDC) April 22, 2023
Twitter was impressed, of course.
Grab ’em by the pizza. That’s an improvement at least.
What kind of an ego do you have to have to even wonder if somebody would want or cherish a piece of food that you had just taken a bite out of? Don’t even answer, I’m not sure I want to know.
On an episode of “The Golden Girls,” Blanche and Rose turn out to be members of an Elvis Presley fan club (that seemed to have the same level of devotion to Elvis that we now see of MAGAts towards Trump) and one of the other members has, in a plastic bag, a part of a pork chop she claims had been eaten by Elvis himself. Dorothy, who’s there as a “probationary” member, quips that it couldn’t possibly have been eaten by Elvis because there’s still some meat left. The other members are stunned and Rose (IMS) tells Dorothy she’s out of the group because one of the club’s rules is that you can’t make jokes at Elvis’s expense.
Dorothy gets up and leaves noting that maybe she needs to join a group that’s not quite so fanatical–like the PLO.
I’m not sure why that particular storyline comes to mind after reading this article.
Next, fat @ss will start selling his turds to his mentally ill enablers…
Is it legal to ship turds via the usps?
Um, yes and no. Yes, if they’re properly marked as “specimens” and being shipped to an approved lab (that has provided the packaging). No, under any other circumstances.
Do used depends fall under those regulations?
Asking for a former “president “…
Well, considering all the porn stars who sell their own used “undergarments” (for a generic term) to fans, I’d say it probably, um, depends on how they were “used.” (Depends doesn’t really advertise usefulness for #2 so, maybe?)
Or his dirty diapers.
The only surprising thing in this article was that magats have standards. Who knew?
There were a lot of comments that said things like “I love this guy” – I blocked all of those. A lot more were on the order of “gross!”
You actually LISTENED to the pizza incident? I chose not to partake in a video of tRump trying to give away his half-eaten pizza. Just the thought of watching it made me want to ralph!
Back when the MAGAts were buying the “special dirt” as a cure for Covid, I thought about (but didn’t) marketing my dogs poop as a “cure”. Poop from my 17 year old MinPin who is fed a special secret diet, $200.00 for 1 ounce! Open the ziplock baggie and sniff for 5 minutes 3 times a day.
My conscience would not let me do that, not even to MAGAts!
Trump is a scaly lizard, dead from the neck up AND down, he exudes the smell of exotic after shave, spray-on tanning gorp, several cans of hair spray and a well-used Depends … what could possibly be wrong with him, other than his, cruel, malignant narcissisms ?
He has reached the plateau of total, fear, of discovery by the public in general, not only is he a moron, but he never was REALLY a multi-billionaire … always the deal maker, but never the one to deliver any useful product or good business results …
Living in his narrow world must be HELL on Earth, never one to tally up his thousands of lies for posterior support, he just slings pig crap all over the whole country and everyone else living there … telling the same lies over and over again, makes his weak mind happy, growing comfortable with absolutely NOT accepting ANY responsibility for any of the horrible things he has done, keeps his simple logic and rants easy, NEVER ONCE caring about another person’s feelings or needs, makes his putrid ideas, like handing off his half-eaten pizza, infected from his vile mouth, just GREAT …
His coming, giant fail may take him all the way to Hell, it won’t be pretty, for sure, but the people reading his final instructions, you have the right to one call, a lawyer/s of your own employ, any comments you make from now on, may be used against you in a Court of law, if you cannot afford a lawyer, the state will provide one for you … We heard you were having some financial problems, like no real billions laying around, EVER … BOOM!! 🙂 🙂