Both Donald Trump and Ron DeSantis have hit the campaign trail and what a trail it is. Trump declared his candidacy the week after a disastrous midterm election. People told him he was going out on the ice too soon, but nobody can tell Trump anything, right?

Then there’s DeSantis, who has not formally declared his candidacy but is waddling like a candidate and quacking like a candidate, so people are feeling very safe in calling him a candidate.

They have both shown up to speak in Iowa in the past 72 hours and Trump believes DeSantis is running, apparently, because he’s up on stage tonight ripping him up.

And now Trump is consulting with the other nuclear physicists on WWIII.

Didn’t Trump have an uncle at MIT? Anybody?

Now DeSantis is not only mentioned in the same breath as Paul Ryan, now he’s up there with Mitt Romney. Ouch.

Speaking of nuclear physicists, many were standing in line waiting to hear Trump speak. Here’s a sampling of that.

And speaking of education……

Great. Home schooled dummies. This should split the culture even further down the middle, people who are high tech, highly educated and those who are superstitious and can’t read at all. Wonderful design for a society, don’t you think? What could possibly go wrong?

And then Trump vows to get rid of the Deep State, which is everybody from civil servants to people who blog in Florida and better sign right up with the government as subversives.

Such a vision. Pure destruction, pure grievance. The only bone Trump threw is that DeSantis will get rid of Social Security and Medicare, not him.

Tiny D. And DeSantis thought he had problems with Mickey and Pluto. No, Donald is his problem and we don’t mean Duck.

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13 COMMENTS

  1. Wow! Where would be without Trump to tell all of us that “nuclear is really, really powerful?” I mean, who among us in the masses knew? Had even the tiniest inkling of it? I’m starting to believe the ONLY thing that will save millions of his supporters when the time comes is that unlike Jim Jones Trump is too fucking cheap to provide his MAGA goobers the means to all commit suicide at once!

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    • Don’t worry denis, he’ll just charge them $10 for the grape drink. And if they put it on their credit card, it’ll turn out to be a monthly charge.

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  2. It may be time to stop talking about us having an advanced civilization. With this many morons running loose, the description doesn’t match reality.

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  4. If ‘pube/independent voters fall for dip-shit’s name calling schtick, they really do deserve what they get. Quite frankly, I cannot think of a better candidate running against ANY democrat than the shit -gibbon.

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  5. “John George Trump was an American electrical engineer, inventor, and physicist. A professor at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology from 1936 to 1973, he was a recipient of the National Medal of Science and a member of the National Academy of Engineering.” Wikipedia

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    • The older sister, the one who was a federal judge right up until they started investigating her for tax evasion (she was smart enough to bail at that point to end the investigation) publicly stated she wrote shit gibbons college papers for him. Tho one does wonder if ANY professors noticed the distinct difference in level of quality of work b/w exams the gibbering loon took & the papers big sis wrote?

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