Trumpty Dumpty is not having a good day. He lashed out earlier today at CNN and their “Breaking Fake News” as he calls it, referencing the workers at Mar-a-Lago who are now turning on him. And this is while Hummus is attacking the Jewish state when it should stick to pita bread and hey, what about Viktor Orban, isn’t he a swell guy? Rules over 1.4 billion people, very bright guy, no wait, that’s Kim Jong-Un, no, dammit, that’s Xi Jinping. Well, it’s one of them.

Trump is not, I repeat, nawwwt, happy with the workers at Mar-a-Lago being anything but 100% loyal to him, even if it means they go to prison for him. That’s how it should be.

This next part is what kills people in the legitimate restaurant/club industry.

Trump’s places of business in New York also got cited for health code violations. He is a major slum lord, grifter, and anti-restauranteur.

Trump not only claims that Mar-a-Lago is worth over $500 million, he also claims it’s the “most expensive residence” in America, which it emphatically is not. There are much nicer places in Bel Aire, California, that look like a young rock star next to the elderly dowager that Mar-a-Lago is.

Mar-a-Lago was great in its day, when Marjorie Post built it. It’s iconic and represented both the architecture and the excess of the era in which it was constructed. But now both look dated and aged. Trump may try to pass Mar-a-Lago off as a European castle but unless he’s referencing Dracula’s Transylvanian pile of rocks, that’s about as close a comparison as he’s going to get.

Mar-a-Lago can best be summed up as the clueless peoples’ idea of class.

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  1. Would like to see a two hour special where Gordon Ramsey goes into the kitchen at MAGAt-Lardo and starts yelling and throwing sh!t around……

    …..it would be FN hilarious. 😀

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  2. Your “… Mar-a-Lago can best be summed up as the clueless peoples’ idea of class…” Yup. But ‘fair suck of the sav’ you’ve gotta admit, Mar-a-Lago is a tarted-up leaky bucket, containing nothing but a ‘hat full …”

  3. Well color me surprised. Over that picture of Habba and MTG. Alina Habba must have some bravery to be side-by-side with MTG and not have eyes on BOTH her hands. It’s all too easy to imagine MTG sticking a dagger in Habba’s back. Take another look. MTG wants sooooo badly to be Trump’s VP and (brain bleach alert) his Ivanka “stand-in” if we really want to be upfront about it. But Habba is taller, has bigger boobs and brown eyes and is taller. (again – look at the pic) She can also carry off (I think) being a bottle blonde. It looks like she’s doing a Nancy Mace and slowly lightening her natural hair color. So, for MTG Alina Habba is competition which is why I say Habba is brave to stand in a position the trailer trash queen can literally bury a knife in her back!

  4. at and his apartment are what a mediocre man with no taste thinks those old money society types would have: Trailer Trash Versailles.

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