Apparently, there’s a Debate Drug on the market, and only Donald Trump knows about it, although somehow Joe Biden got hold of it and that’s not fair. Or something. Today, in an interview with the Washington Examiner, Trump demanded that Joe Biden submit to a drug test before each debate, because he’s suspicious of….a marked improvement in Biden’s debate with Bernie Sanders, as contrasted with the others??? This is vintage Trump batshittery. Washington Examiner:
 President Trump says he will call for drug tests for both former Vice President Joe Biden and himself before the first candidates’ debate on Sept. 29. In an Oval Office interview Wednesday, the president expressed suspicion at what he said was a sudden, marked improvement in Biden’s debate performance during the Democratic primary season and suggested that he believes the improvement was the result of drugs. The president offered no evidence to support his speculation. […]
“Nobody thought that he was even going to win,” Trump said. “Because his debate performances were so bad. Frankly, his best performance was against Bernie. We’re going to call for a drug test, by the way, because his best performance was against Bernie. It wasn’t that he was Winston Churchill because he wasn’t, but it was a normal, boring debate. You know, nothing amazing happened. And we are going to call for a drug test because there’s no way — you can’t do that.”
Q: “What do you think was going on?”
“I don’t know how he could have been so incompetent in his debate performances and then all of a sudden be OK against Bernie,” Trump answered. “My point is, if you go back and watch some of those numerous debates, he was so bad. He wasn’t even coherent. And against Bernie, he was. And we’re calling for a drug test.”
Q: “Is this like a prizefight, where beforehand you have a test?”
“Well, it is a prizefight,” Trump answered. “It’s no different from the gladiators, except we have to use our brain and our mouth. And our body to stand. I want all standing; they want to sit down.”
Trump based his call entirely on his own observations and not on any actual knowledge of Biden’s actions. “All I can tell you is that I’m pretty good at this stuff,” he said. “I look. I watched him in the debates with all of the different people. He was close to incompetent, if not incompetent, and against Bernie, he was normal … and I say, ‘How does that happen?'”
I can’t be bothered.
They need to put the straight jacket on DJT…The Orange One is batshit crazy!!
I’m amazed he would want to call for a drug test. This might be something in the “careful what you wish for” category.
Seems like some Trump trolls have invaded the comments. everyone is getting multiple downrates. Or maybe that Marco guy uprates himself multiple times while downrating everyone else multiple times. I am going to try it on this comment of mine.
The system only let me uprate myself twice, so I guess it is the troll theory.
On the other hand, the system let me down rate Marco and uprate Cheryl multiple times before nixing the ability. there doesn’t seem to be any standard number.
So Ursula, it appears you have a new problem—ratings abuse. I suppose you could take it as a sideways compliment. It means the site is drawing more and more attention.
It is sort of like the troll wandering into Hogwarts in the first Harry Potter. Trolls are gonna troll.
Idiot, just throwing dinner against the wall, will it stick??
All Biden has to say is “I will if you will”. That will shut this down.
Sounds like the writer of this article is a liberal loving twat. Trump 2020, get used to another 4 years!
You’re here for the humiliation rite???
*smirk*
You are here because you want to elect a Pedophile and a Whore to office? You are a mentally ill individual who should seek medical help immediately!
Slander – the sign of someone who can’t tell up from down.
You here to ask us to elect a pedophile and a whore to office? You are mentally ill and should seek medical attention immediately.
Sounds like the writer of this article is a liberal loving twat, Trump 2020, get used to another 4 years.
Projection again. 45 needs drugs to debate so he’s got to project that onto Biden.
I’d be willing to bet that the orange pendejo is the one testing positive for drugs.
Are there tests that pick up Adderall?
I was thinking the same. It’s a rule: whatever he accuses others of doing, he himself is doing, has done, or intends to do.
Sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff
no doubt that is what came to mind for me.
What debates was he bad in? I don’t remember those.
None that I recall.
“We have to use our brain and our mouth”? Well he’s 50% there. Then, he says he ‘wants all standing’ – this from someone who can’t even walk the length of himself and has to use a baby cart
I think this ‘Biden on drugs for debates’ batshittery is because BLOTUS has been told that Biden prepares for debates. So BLOTUS shouldn’t count on Biden making a gaffe or saying something odd. I’m sure BLOTUS was told it was likely Biden would do VERY well in the debates and This BLOTUS needs to prepare. BLOTUS doesn’t/can’t prepare. So I think this is BLOTUS trying to get ahead on his dismal debate performances compared to Bidens. It WOULD be great if BLOTUS demanded drug tests, Biden said ‘fine with me, as long as you take one’ and then have BLOTUS refuse to take it b/c he’s paranoid something will show up.