The man who lives in a bubble, surrounded by gilt-encrusted walls and golden toilets is in Rome, Georgia today, and he depicts a scene which is reminiscent of the ancient city from which it derived its name. Either that, or a seriously bad grade-Z movie script. The same movie script from which Alabama’s junior senator was reciting stories of horror at the border at her SOTU response. Only the horror story in question occurred when George W. Bush was in office, not today. This is the GOP platform, ladies and gentlemen. America is being invaded by Mexico and only Donald Trump can “seal” it up.

Trump finally got on stage one hour late and it’s the usual tour de farce. First he decided to take a swing at Joe Biden and imitated somebody with a stutter. Hey, at least it’s a break from the transgender body builder schtick, so let’s be grateful for small favors, shall we?

How any Latino man or woman can vote for this bum is utterly beyond me. And then he goes to the Blacks. The Blacks owe him so much.

This is the whole campaign, we’re being invaded from the south, quick, protect your kitchen — and your bedroom, the invaders want it all. Maybe they’ll leave you the couch.

He better decide if the polls are rigged or if they’re not. Saying they’re both just isn’t going to do it.

And then of course foreign policy came into the mix, how could it not?

And whatever chemical assistance he may have needed to get up on stage, after a while it simply wasn’t cutting it.

And you know that no rally is complete without this. This is the central dogma of the cult, right here.

I’m not even sure what this is.

Those are the lowlights. If anything more remarkable takes place, we’ll post it here, but for the moment, this is the meeting of the cult in Rome, Georgia this 9th day of March and hopefully eight months from now this clown will be firmly in our rear view mirror. Or, perhaps not. Perhaps he’ll decide to run for election in 2028, assuming he’s not incarcerated or dead — or both.

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7 COMMENTS

  1. Protecting women? Well then chief poops in pants, who is protecting women from YOU?!?

    I’m sorry but I have a hard time believing women in this country are so f*cked up so as to be panty-pissing little karens afraid of people who come to this country not only to get away from some of the most hellish places on earth, but to find jobs, raise families, you know-what many karen ancestors CAME TO THIS COUNTRY TO DO. Yes, there is a contingent, a sizable one true, who are actual panty-pissing little karens who are afraid of every “other”. They do not make up the majority of the female American population.

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    • I don’t know about the US but what I dislike (and find downright annoying) is Mormons, Jehovah’s Witnesses et al knocking on my door.

      Immigrants (legal or otherwise) aren’t nearly as pestiferous

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  2. Migrants knocking on the door? I’m a big guy and plenty well trained so I can take care of myself but others should worry about MAGAs knocking on their door.

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  3. This, taken from an above comment, is priceless “… Dementia J. Trump …” – it’s indelible. It’ll take considerable effort, if that’s at all possible, for said “… Dementia J. Trump …” to come to realise the extent of his own idiocy, ignorance, stupidity. Sadly, his eternal one-eyed guardian, Dunning Kruger, won’t allow for, or facilitate, any modicum of insight.

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  4. I am not afraid of Latinos. But Trump? The only way I would feel safe in the same room is if I had two heavily armed bodyguards and an automatic rifle.

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