The TrumpTanic is going down. Yes, I know you’ve heard that before. You’ve been hearing it since 2015. But this time it hit two icebergs, the GOP and Fox News. The GOP is beyond consolation, it’s so livid that it’s red wave became a pink puddle and Fox News has basically filed for divorce.
And Trump is going bat guano. Positively bat guano. Bat diarrhea, if there is such a thing.
He went on a rampage of projectile posting a few hours ago on Truth Social and here’s the text of that meltdown.
Here comes the revisionist history.
As you can tell, it goes on for quite a while. Now here’s the good part. You don’t have to be Sigmund Freud to know that Trump is screaming for a bigger social media platform than the one he’s got. He wants CNN to bail him out, comically.
Right now all he’s got is Truth Social and the only people who come over there to give him love are QAnons — whom he reposts, religiously. He is seriously asking CNN to create the Trump Channel, starring Trump, and nobody else but Trump, and this clown pontificating 24/7 will make the most successful network in history. Uh huh.
As you’ve probably heard, Trump is going to make his monumental pronouncement from Mar-a-Lago next Tuesday, in prime time.
Maybe he’ll shoot some writer first, like Norma Desmond did. Any freaking thing is possible.
I just have to post this. We need some theme music, here.
(Massive apologies to Mel Brooks) So Trump…you shall see that good shall always triumph because evil is dumb.
I just read on Politico that Trump is amassing his troops, his aides. I think he’s got Elise Stefanik and Jeanine Pirro on his side and that’s it.
Yeah, well, Ms. STFU and Judge Box O’ Wine are the kind of lawyers you want if you want your speeding ticket upgraded to a vehicular manslaughter charge.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Srsly, that network would be about as successful as “truth social”. Or “frank speech”.
The Trump Network. Literally. “Only have me on,” because if you do, I will be the bestest with yuuge ratings, and these losers, like Ron DeSanctimonious, they won’t try to steal my thunder, etc.
CNN’s heads ought to tell him, “You know, Donald. YOU are the billionaire with the great Wharton Business School education and the uncanny ability to hire only the ‘best folks’ so why are you coming to us to finance a channel that’s just you? YOU spent years belittling us but now, for some odd reason, you think we’ve got the deep pockets to fund your channel? Tell you what: For every $100 you spend on the channel, we’ll spend $1.”
I’ll guarantee you, it wouldn’t even be 5 minutes before Trump would be firing out his little lies–er, “truths”–blasting CNN for not recognizing, and paying for, real talent. After an hour or so of those rants, I just have to wonder what network he’d head to next to finance his scheme?
I’ll bet they’re howling over there. I haven’t seen them post a reply but I’m willing to bet Jim Acosta or somebody will say something.
Great choice of theme music. I doubt the orange gibbon knows who the Doors are or were.
First heard it in the opening scene of Apocalypse Now, the cinematic gravestone of Francis Ford Coppola’s talent. Coppola never moved past that any more than Trump is from his growing irrelevance.
Am I reading something wrong here? He comes right out and admits to another crime here. He is out-and-out gloating that Ron DeSantis was losing Florida, so Trump sent in the FBI and his hand-picked attorneys to change the situation. This is the same election tampering he was attempting in Georgia. Except in this case, he brags that the election tampering in Florida was a success. Why is the media not shouting this from the rooftops? WTF???
At this point, expecting a different attention span from the media is the definition of insanity. Still, break that down a little further. At this point, Trump HAS to know he’s going down for something that will net him de facto life imprisonment (a man his age isn’t likely to clear 10 years Inside). So why not exact a little revenge on the way down?
Also, remember that he may well be lying or getting events mixed up in his head.
well, possibly because the county in question flatly denies any federal LE presence during that period at all.
Does anybody, besides the most ardent and deluded MAGA cult members, still believe that this guy is anything more than a megalomaniacal reality TV personality?
Is this a trick question?