I’m sure John Fetterman, the Democratic candidate for Pennsylvania’s Senate Seat in November, would be the first to tell you that he is no matinee idol, in fact the contrast between his Frankenstein-esque countenance and the good looks of his better half Gisele is part of the charm of the campaign that has found him with a double digit lead in his race with the carpet bagging Dr. Oz…
Fetterman is (at least so far in his career) an amazingly deft, left liberal politician who has, via bio and his “not a normal person” look, a perfect shtick for his state. Part of that shtick is his “beauty and the beast” marriage and Gisele plays her role perfectly too. Bravo. https://t.co/tcxyuddcQm
— Richard Yeselson (@yeselson) August 14, 2022
So when Steve “grater-face” Bannon, of all people, takes a swipe at John’s looks and calls him a “satanic groomer” whatever the fuck that means, peeps on the Twitter Train get a bit riled up:
Man who looks like he lives in the literal bowels of hell, and hasn’t showered since the first Bush was president has words to say about others’ appearances.
— Grady Senior’s Son🌈🏳️🌈👸 (@GradyFrankJay) August 17, 2022
That’s generous, Grady, I’d venture longer than that.
But Fetterman can take care of himself:
It’s coming.
— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) August 17, 2022
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I guess he saw the most recent GOP-sponsored polling for PA. https://t.co/QqmEqy75Ua
— Becky (@Rbecca310) August 17, 2022
Yup
I mean, Steve, do you really want to go down the rabbit hole of judging people by their looks?
— Jay Black (@jayblackisfunny) August 17, 2022
Well, Jay, he has been up drumpf’s ass so long a rabbit hole would probably look really good…
"satanic" is a dog whistle to a certain crowd pic.twitter.com/L8L4K4VBns
— HBServetus (@HBServetus) August 17, 2022
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John Fetterman scares the GOP. He's smart, tough, has a regular guy authenticity that could appeal to both independents and moderate Republicans. He will be a rock star in DC. Hopefully he'll run for president someday.
— Katie Hill (@KatieKatieHH) August 17, 2022
Fetterman's awesome. One of the nicest guys in politics, from what I've seen and heard. Just because he's skilled in epic burns as comebacks, he's "satanic?" Satan is a construct of a fantasy story, anyway. Fetterman's real, and he's capable, and he's going to win.
— Lone Raven Sanctuary Ⓥ🐾🌱🌲🌊💙 (@HathorEarthFyre) August 17, 2022
Yup, and he’s gonna win big.
— Miss Scungilliality (@Pinkle_Pod) August 17, 2022
🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅
Pretty sure Fetterman's not going to "blow up the government" when he becomes MY Senator.
— 🇺🇦 Jack Stansbury 🇺🇦 (@stansburyj) August 17, 2022
He looks like a motherfucking badass, especially when compared to the crudités king of New Jersey.
And Bannon damn well knows it too.
— Jo 🌻 (@JoJoFromJerz) August 17, 2022
Yup
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"Satanic groomers" pic.twitter.com/zIADzylDjw
— Rhonda Harbison (@rhonda_harbison) August 17, 2022
Good catch, Gay.
The fact of the matter is, IF Bannon actually believed his own lies about Fetterman, he'd be a 'YUGE' FAN; according to Steve's quote from 2016, 'dark & satanic' are among his favorite things👇. In truth, Fetterman is a really GOOD guy, & THAT'S something that Bannon can't STAND. pic.twitter.com/acR7l3VM3A
— Gayla McGill (@GaylaMcGill5) August 17, 2022
The lord of canker sores really has no place commenting on anyone else's appearance.
— Chris Shaw (@ChrisShawFilms) August 17, 2022
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Don’t think Bannon owns a mirror 🤷♀️
— trishinpa (@trishinpa2) August 17, 2022
Broke ‘em all.
— Sue B (@SueB11332484) August 17, 2022
Yup
Bannon exudes pure evil. Look what it has done to the young man he was! pic.twitter.com/ur9Q7Eitsw
— Carol Waryas (@waryas_carol) August 17, 2022
Think we’ll give grettared the last word…
— grettared (@grettared) August 17, 2022
Thanks for the thread, Ron!
rotting gasbag:
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suckers/losers
First, Fetterman oozes masculinity and I thought that was one of the things Kari and her Qanon ilk really respond to. Second, why the hell isn’t Bannon behind bars instead of podcasting his BS?
He learned from 45. Projection of what self is onto others.
I do so love the way ‘satanic’ gets tossed around.
Something in the back of my mind kept noggling about the origins of ‘Satan’ and lo and behold – it ain’t what people think it is. It seems that, in the original Hebrew/Jewish tradition, he’s the angel who is commanded by God to tempt humans to sin, to accuse the sinners, and to carry out God’s punishment. I would suppose that in the second and third attributes, the J6 committee and the DoJ are definitely ‘satanic’ (he didn’t need tempting)
Oh and before anyone suggests ‘Lucifer’ – that means ‘the bearer of light’ (sometimes applied to ‘the morning star’ aka ‘Venus’)
Related fun fact: the name’s root Shaitan literally translates as “accuser”.
Pigpen’s defective clone can shut the hell up about things he knows nothing about. For the record, that’s everything.
Bannon looks like a cancer took human form…A cancerous bag of rotten stinking puss!
/I realize it would have made it a lot harder to place the text … but I think th02a0t last meme would have been better if the two men had been positioned to show that Fetterman is LITERALLY head and shoulders (and maybe even biceps) about “Dr.” Oz.
Considering that Bannon looks as if he showers once a month and is one of the grossest looking men I have ever seen, he needs to.shut uo.