Stefanik Morphs Into Toyko Rose, Defends Trump’s Haley/Pelosi Gaffe

If you thought the transformation of Anakin Skywalker into Darth Vader was something, hold my beer. I’m going to show you the transformation of Elise Stefanik into Donald Trump’s own personal Toyko Rose. I think it’s pretty clear at this point that she’s the GOP candidate for vice president. For a while Kristi Noem was a contender, but you haven’t heard much from Noem lately, vis a vis Trump. But you’ve heard a great deal from Stefanik and that is not coincidental.

I’ve been saying for some time that Stefanik will be Trump’s choice and that’s not an original thought. A lot of people in the political blogosphere have been saying it as well. This is sheer tragedy what you’re about to witness. Stefanik was considered a bright light in the GOP, the Margaret Chase Smith of her generation, and then some. But she saw the Dark Light Of Donald, radiating from his hairspray halo and bouncing off his orange face and she became entranced. Here’s who she is today. And expect it to get much worse.

We need to rename Stefanik America's Tokyo Rose. Trump is mentally and she is so aiming to piggyback on the demented orange whale and take over as president when he's placed in a nursing home by Melania.

— Trump's Fever Dream (@DonaldsGhost1) January 22, 2024

I made this very prediction yesterday.

Last chance to pull out, Elise. Run, Elise, run, and we don’t mean for vice president. We mean run for the hills, run away from Trump as fast as you can. You are going to destroy yourself in politics. Let Kristi Noem leap on the funeral pyre, or even somebody like Kari Lake. Best of all, Kari Lake, what a shitshow that would be.

Although, I get Stefanik’s rationale for wanting to be on the ticket. If, by any chance, Trump would win again, the odds of him finishing his term, with the high cholesterol he must have at that weight and with his diet, could put her in the Oval Office. She’s looking to do a Harry Truman or a Lyndon Johnson — although those good men didn’t run because they thought that they would be the inheritors of tragedy, that’s a certainly, especially in Johnson’s case. But Stefanik is doing just that. And even if Trump doesn’t keel over, he’ll let her run the show. Wanna bet? We’re talking about a guy who doesn’t show up at work until 11:30 a.m. Then knocks off at 12:30 p.m. for lunch. Elise Stefanik will be running our country, should Trump win, at least until it gets to the martial law and mass deportations part. That he’ll do himself for the fun of it.

That is the clear and obvious gameplan, don’t you think? Stefanik is going to get to the top by climbing over the orange turd pile that Donald Trump is. Oh well, power is an aphrodisiac, we’re told, and Elise is in a hormonally induced trance here, in love with the idea of herself running the country.

What is the ultimate paradox here is that Stefanik HAS achieved what she was heralded to achieve back in the day. She was touted as being a rising star, a shining light in the GOP. And MAGA is the GOP nowadays. And it’s not about Margaret Chase Smith or Ronald Reagan or any of those people. It’s about Donald Trump. And Stefanik is the rising star of MAGA.

How’s that for a Twilight Zone ending?