Interesting pattern forming here. Lauren Boebert was seen at the Young Republicans soiree in New York City recently, where Donald Trump was of course the keynote speaker. Then Bobo was seen just last night at Mar-a-Lago. She seems to be following Trumpty Dumpty like the proverbial lapdog. Watch it, Bobo, Lindsey gets jealous very easily and we’re told he bites. And no, we don’t know if he’s had all his shots, only that he bites and emits high pitched yips when excited.

Now why would Bobo be following Trump around so assiduously, unless she wanted something? And what could she want? How about for Trump to do for her what he did for Mike Pence back in 2016, which is to breathe life into a dead political career and give her a few more years, not to mention a chance to grift during the 2024 campaign? Think this is far fetched? Take a look.

What’s that you say? Is that the same fiddler who was present at both the burning of Rome and the sinking of the Titanic? I wouldn’t know. Fiddlers all kinda look alike after a while. Now which is weirder here, the guy with the smirk or Trump’s sightlines, which go directly to Boebert’s chest?

Here’s a violin solo for Trump. How romantic.

And no, I don’t know where Melania is. And I wouldn’t bet too much money with the bookies that you’re going to be seeing that much of her. She showed up at a Halloween party after having been incognito for months, let’s see who shows up first in 2024, Melania or the Groundhog.

As to Bobo becoming VP, what are the odds?

  1. Her, above Tucker Carlson?
  2. Her, above Kevin McCarthy?
  3. Her, above Kristi Noem?
  4. Her, above Marge Greene?
  5. Her, above Elise Stefanik?

And if a wild ticket like that should occur, can you freaking imagine Bobo being one choked on cheeseburger away from being the Leader Of The Free World? I have to go lie down now. I feel my pulse racing and extreme nausea, those are not good signs. Perfectly understandable considering the stimulation here, but not good signs, nonetheless.

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  2. I thought the evil souls already had a party that took place at the Overlook Hotel in The Shining. They have a picture at the end of the movie. Next time I’ll check for a pair of breasts with a head floating above them. You know if she let’s a Democrat feel her up in public, then Trump is gonna want to one up that. How can anyone compete with that?

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    • Marjie? Hells bells with all the dubious assets Bobo the Clown puts on display, I expect Mellie might be looking somewhat sour and likely will remind numb nuts about certain things like pre-nups and suchlike. Surely this would be too stupid even for mango man to consider…might this be the bottom of the stupidity barrel he hasn’t yet reached? Of course when she loses her seat in Congress this November, she wouldn’t be unemployed.

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  5. Bobo is soon to become unemployed. She is unmarried and makes more than her ex so she isn’t ghetto g alimony. She is desperately looking for a new gig. To borrow a line from an old Lewis Black routine, she is more likely to.become his personal ball washer than his VP.

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