No one accuses the organizers of the “Take Back Our Boarders” so called Trucker’s convoy, or for that matter Sarah Palin herself, of being the smartest crackers on the charcuterie board, but surely the makers of their signage advertising the event know that February the 3th is not a thing.

Or maybe they didn’t, if the organizers threw the commission to a sign company that supports the campaign of the stupidest Presidential candidate in our nation’s illustrious history.

Or, just as likely, and the version of the mishap I prefer to believe, they contracted a local sign maker who does not support the Orangeutan and he threw in the fractured date as a sly commentary on their educational achievements… and no one noticed.

For those of you blissfully unaware of the goings on in Eagle Pass, Texas, Crooks&Liars has a pretty accurate account posted:

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“As Texas Gov. Greg Abbott duels with the Border Patrol and the Supreme Court over his right to drown migrant children with the help of razor wire, Republican governors have been sending in the troops to back the state’s horrific efforts. But that isn’t good enough for most of the MAGA contingent. Online organizers calling themselves ”Take Our Border Back” have been promising to bring ”over 700,000” semitrucks from across the United States and Canada to three locations along the southern border so they can fight the “illegal invasion.”

The average semi is over 72 feet long, so 700,000 of them would represent 9,545 miles of 16-wheelers. That would be enough to line the entire U.S.-Mexico border almost five times over. Only it looks like the convoy is going to be about 9,544.5 miles short of its goal. Because as the convoy departed for the border cities of: Eagle Pass, Texas; Yuma, Arizona; and San Ysidro, California, only a few dozen participants had turned up.

There are two good reasons for the shortfall: 1) the organizers were lying from the start and 2) these “patriots” are all so unstable they became convinced that their own convoy was an FBI sting operation.

By last week, members of the convoy had dubbed themselves “God’s army.” But they don’t seem to have received any divine assistance.“

After opening the festivities with Ted Nugent mangling the “Star Spangled Banner” on his electric guitar, Ms. Palin took the stage, blissfully unaware that the banner behind her would upstage her speechifying on social media…


She bought them at the DeSantis’ yard sale…


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I wonder if the half-Gubner will also announce their coming rally on February the 30st?

Maybe they could get 1,000,000 ghost semis to show up…

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8 COMMENTS

  1. Finally.

    A picture of Sarah Palin and something more stupid than Sarah Palin together in the one shot.

    (Apart from pictures of her and Trump, of course.)

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    • It is amazing that much stupid could be captured in one picture. Usually something so breathtakingly horrid takes a few shots pieced together.

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  2. Where’s Biggthus dickuths? Home beating the kidthus? There’s got to be a special hell for people this stupid! The banality of EVIL!

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  3. Come on now Ursula – yesterday mere “tens of people” showed up for a MAGA cause. Today it was dozens! Progress! Seriously though these tiny crowds, even with their Cheeto Jeebus” being there are pathetic. We need to keep an eye on this because if event after event take place and not even two or three hundred MAGAs bother to show up then it means we have to really press hard. Politically kick them while they’re down and right back under their slimy rocks. Like their earlier iteration, the Klan they will never be eradicated. Gone for good but just making them afraid to come out and wave their MAGA freak flags is still a good thing.

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  4. I bet the sign maker had the number blank ready to go, with the “th” in place, when they finally decided on a date, and just plugged it in.

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  6. Two comments:
    1) If you can’t spell part of the purpose of your groups, you likely aren’t smart enough to.protest anything other than the terrible schools you attended.
    2) Palin isn’t aging well and now that someone else isn’t styling her, her dress sense is nonexistent. Apparently Alaska doesn’t have botox. And those cowboy boots are enough to.make me reconsider the death penalty, because fashion-wise they have committed genocide against even the semblance of good taste.

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