I don’t know what is more laughable about this Newsweek article, the fact that Proud Boy Joe Biggs thought that he would find a decent meal in an American prison, or that he thinks that the Gropinfuhrer will pardon him for his crimes – in the eventuality that he avoids jail time himself.
Uh, Mr. Biggs, you have a better chance of being served a perfectly cooked medium rare Filet Mignon tonight in lockup than ever receiving a pardon from the Orangeutan. And, given the fact that you told your tale of woe to Alex Jones, you will have to position your proud self behind him in the ever growing line of people who will need to be pardoned in a second Trump term… which ain’t gonna happen.
Better get used to baloney sandwiches and stale chips…
“Proud Boys leader Joseph Biggs has said he believes “with all my heart” that Donald Trump will pardon him in an online interview in which he also complained about the food in prison…
While speaking on the Alex Jones Show from jail via Skype, Biggs explained he held out hope the former president would pardon him if he won the 2024 presidential election.
He said: “They want to send a message to Americans that if you go to these events, if you are part of a political group, they’re going to throw you in prison for a long time. They want you scared.
“They don’t want you to go out and vote, they want people scared before it’s time to vote and that’s why all this heat’s happening right now. You know, this is ridiculous. We went there that day with no plan, with nothing. We were there like every other American but it’s because we’re a political group.”
He later added: “The food (in prison) is horrible. You can’t eat the food here. It is not edible in any kind of way.”
When asked by Jones whether he expected Trump to pardon him, Biggs said: “Oh, I know he’ll pardon. I believe that with all my heart.”
Uh, nobody threw you in the big house because you “belong to a political group”, Joe, the message the courts are sending is that if your political group loses an election they are not entitled to riot in D.C., storm the Capitol Building and beat cops to death in response.
You have no one to blame for your lousy diet but yourself.
Ron Filipkowski posted about this on Twitter/X for his follower’s Schadenfreude…
How sad it must be to be sitting in prison and living with the reality that the only way you get out of there is depending on Inmate P01135809.
— Ole Vet "VetsResistSquadron" (@OleVetUSAF) September 3, 2023
Maybe they will get a cell together. That would be great. https://t.co/nAKhk2ZEum
— 🌻 Justice⚖Now 🌟🇺🇸 (@ChrisJustice01) September 3, 2023
Now we know who will clip drumpf’s toenails.
He needs to hold his breath till Trump pardons him. 😄😄😄
— Rebel (@ReneeWatson68) September 3, 2023
I don't know, Trump has been throwing a few people under the bus recently.
— Jim Goodloe (@jgoodloejapan) September 3, 2023
Ain’t enough Greyhounds in all of America…
The going rate for a pardon in the Trump admin was $2 million. That was a little more than 2 years ago. Good luck.
— Ron Stor (@ronstor) September 3, 2023
Yeah sorry Holmes, you didn't go to protest. We literally have you on tape 😂 pic.twitter.com/7poqmOhY6Y
— SㄥΞ ΞקI∩G SΔI∩TS (@HonestApeNYC) September 3, 2023
Trump will pardon me… I know that in my heart.. all the more reason to defeat pochafatass in 24
— Dave Ehmann 86-45 Forever (@daveehmann) September 3, 2023
Folks like Joe Biggs have been swallowing Trump’s lies for so long they can convince themselves of anything.
Lucky Joe has twenty years to sort these matters out.