We’re going to debut a new file here to chronicle truly bizarre Republican goings on, and it’s called the Bat Guano On Steroids File. The first entry is this, brought to you not surprisingly by Paul Gosar. Look at both clips, the digitally modified one he sent and the one which shows what he really looks like.
Here you go. He looks pretty drunk pic.twitter.com/4nE3JsXzSM
— Joel Teply (@joelteply) November 7, 2021
Now I am not a doctor or an NFL quarterback but the man is clearly in need of medical attention. I’m not sure how he has been allowed to function at work in this condition. Once again, you can get away with things in the halls of Congress that you could never pull in any office, factory or restaurant. This would not fly for even a day in any normal American work place.
It would be logical, Captain, to assume that this was a cry for help. Until you see this. It’s no coincidence that the music was the same, too.
Just another normal day in American politics, a Republican paying homage to Vladimir Putin. Imitation is the sincerest sort of flattery and all that. I was looking for some deeper psychological meaning here, that Gosar was revealing to us that he felt he was a monster and crying out for help and that’s why he posted a video depicting himself as some alien creature’s distorted vision of a human being. But no, he’s just imitating his Russian dictator idol and that makes complete sense. What was I thinking?
Bat Guano On Steroids? BOGS File? I like it!
The contrast and comparison of the two videos only highlights how abnormal his gait and carriage are, compared to a relatively healthy, normal man.
I might be too logical here but if he wants to hide some physical problem he has wouldn’t the thing to do be not airing a video in the first place? Seems like the less people see of you, the less chance there is of people zeroing in on your problem.