Two breaking stories on the same day. You can tell that Jacob Wohl is a busy, busy guy.

This should be taken with a pound of salt. Interesting how Wohl and Burkman are non partisan conspiracy theorists and grifters. They’ll take on either side in an effort to make a dollar. I can’t decide if that’s egalitarian or truly despicable. I’m opting for the latter until I can give it more thought.

Now, Wohl has been hot on the trail of the 17-year-old girl that Matt Gaetz trafficked. He claims that this girl spends a lot of time in D.C., throwing “lavish parties in her small apartment.” Or, maybe she’s the D.C. madam? Or, procured by the D.C. madam?

Last Tuesday night, Wohl sent out a Telegram message claiming to know the identity of the underage girl referenced in New York Times reporting. “I know who the girl is,” Wohl wrote in response to a Times breaking news alert, adding gratuitously that Gaetz is “bisexual.” Salon contacted Wohl, who claimed that he knew who the girl was and had details. It is worth noting that Wohl is known for a string of often outrageous and unsubstantiated hoaxes, some of which involved smearing major political figures with dubious allegations of sexual misconduct.

“A lot of people know this gal; she is actually from Florida but spends a lot of time in D.C.,” Wohl claimed before giving a bunch of vague hints and insisting this reporter would recognize the young woman in question. “Matt Gaetz had a relationship with this person; I don’t know the exact dates,” Wohl said, claiming they “broke up” at the Trump International Hotel in Washington.

Wohl and Burkman — who is a lobbyist, by the way — are offering a $25,000 reward for information which can convict or exonerate Matt Gaetz.

I am following this story because I’m hoping that it will be as comically ridiculous as when they tried to set up Robert Mueller with the Surefire Intelligence detective agency. But maybe that’s not possible. I’m told lightning never strikes twice in the same place.

 

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3 COMMENTS

  1. I wonder if the assWohl will remember to zip up his fly for this presser???

    This sounds like an attempt at reverse psychology…….where you have to assume Matty Gaetz MUST be innocent if these two assclowns say they can prove he is not considering their track record.

  2. NOW, we are looking for an even deeper strike at the biggest buffoon in Congress … he has already used those magic words, “I NEVER —“, many times those words are supposed to deflect our concern for his actions, but as professional pop corn/butter/cold beer people, we all know with his associations with other guilty parties, a little whiff about a, “DC Madam”, HAS to generate even more trouble for the clueless barf bag himself …

    He has been riding pretty high on the hog in back-slapping distance from Trump for a long time, the tattered trail of Trump’s sexual past HAS included various occasions with younger girls … the whole Epstein Era has included various levels of Trump involvement, which for some of us requires gag-flex results …

    I’m quite sure the new refined FBI and DOJ will be able to sort out the freaks of Trumpism …

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