Maybe Rudy Giuliani better go have a nice sit down with his pal and frequent consigliere Roger Stone, because Roger seems to know how to get blood out of the proverbial stone. He’s reportedly gotten garbage bags full of cash at the last QAnon festival, when he said that his wife had cancer. Rudy has been trying to raise money for his legal defense online and there is quite a discrepancy between what he asked for and what he got. I mean quite a discrepancy.
Rudy Giuliani's legal defense fund only has 92 online donations so far, totaling less than $8,000. They set a goal of $5 million by late August. And at this rate they won't hit $100,000 by then. pic.twitter.com/E9l6qnh3Gu
— Jan Wolfe (@JanNWolfe) July 6, 2021
His net worth is $45 million, reportedly, so why he needs to ask the yous and mes of the world to provide him with a paltry $5M for legal fees is not quite clear. What’s that you say? Wasn’t Trump paying him and the other members of Strike Force Rudy $20K per day? Well, there is probably an accounts receivable notation to that effect somewhere, we imagine. Allan Weisselberg might know why it hasn’t been paid, but he’s tied up at the moment with more pressing issues, like keeping his own ass out of the slammer.
If only you knew a rich person that could give up $5 million out of petty cash, that would solve everything wouldn't it. pic.twitter.com/9M8kuda2Mb
— Pennyless Church (@PennylessChurch) July 6, 2021
As high as Trump rolls, you would think $5 Million among friends would be bupkis but you would be wrong. Trump has legal troubles of his own and who knows what he has as liquid assets?
The man has an apartment at 777 Madison Ave. on the Upper East Side of New York City, an office on Park Ave., and a net worth of millions of dollars.
I'm retired, living on a fixed income in a small condo.
The last thing he needs is my money. pic.twitter.com/Hym6Q7MHLk— RSC (@RClinto57113970) July 6, 2021
Don’t rely on the good will of society, Rudy. Pull yourself up by your boot straps. There’s a labor shortage in food service now. If u work hard & learn fast, min wage can be just a stepping stone for u. Plus, now you’re broke, u can reap the benefits of trickle down economics!
— Squalid Pumpkin (@SqualidPumpkin) July 6, 2021
Maybe Rudy could get Lin or Sidney to defend him pro bono. Ya spose? Oh wait, Sidney is due in court on the 13th to chat about her own licensing issues and Lin still is running from the Georgia bar disciplinary board that thinks he’s nuts and should undergo a psychiatric exam. So there’s that. Jenna maybe?
Wait, I’ve got it now — Rudy is a pitch man for My Pillow now, right? He needs to get the money from his boss, Mike Lindell. That’s the ticket. I mean, the cyber symposium should be a smash hit, right? Plenty of loot in the coffers.
Rudy wouldn’t even pay the money for his freaky son Andrew to have a court advocate when he and ex Donna Hanover were in a child custody battle (he claimed he only had $7000 and tried to stick Donna with the bill).
— Democracies only exist if people vote. (@priscilla_nurse) July 6, 2021
Maybe it’s time for Rudy to flip on Trump or make it clear to Trump that he’s thinking about flipping. This might just be the time to play that card.
This is going to be Shakespearean.
Is it too much to hope for the fireworks extravaganza that would take place if Rudy filed a lawsuit against Trump to collect unpaid legal fees?
I can hear Giuliani now, what a world, what a world, I’m melting! (that’s what the black stuff was, running down his face)